I swear to god my boss just stepped out of the dean's office for one minute, and in that one minute, he IMed me, "What are you working on right now?" And now he's back in there. Honestly -- I wish he would give me work! Instead he just asks if I'm working. Um, not really, jackhole.
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
"Nothing right this second, do you have something for me to do?"
At least my boss realizes that there's nothing for me to do most of the time. I could so easily be replaced by a trained monkey with a tape recorder. Though a bored monkey might be a little harder to deal with than I am.
"Nothing right this second, do you have something for me to do?"
Yeah, but now he's Unavailable again, is the thing. I can't actually catch him in his office.
Though a bored monkey might be a little harder to deal with than I am.
Teach them a lesson, fling some poo!
Where do you think I am, Kenya?
Sheesh. Only in Kenya.
"What are you working on right now?"
Time management skills.
My resume.
Astrological death chants. What was your birthday again?
Where do you think I am, Kenya?
Bah, they're only about the threat of the poo-flinging. Act out!
Just don't bite anyone if they step on you, that's not cool.
That's not Jesus, it's a pork chop.