"Nothing right this second, do you have something for me to do?"
At least my boss realizes that there's nothing for me to do most of the time. I could so easily be replaced by a trained monkey with a tape recorder. Though a bored monkey might be a little harder to deal with than I am.
"Nothing right this second, do you have something for me to do?"
Yeah, but now he's Unavailable again, is the thing. I can't actually catch him in his office.
Though a bored monkey might be a little harder to deal with than I am.
Teach them a lesson, fling some poo!
Where do you think I am, Kenya?
"What are you working on right now?"
Time management skills.
My resume.
Astrological death chants. What was your birthday again?
Where do you think I am, Kenya?
Bah, they're only about the threat of the poo-flinging. Act out!
Just don't bite anyone if they step on you, that's not cool.
That's not Jesus, it's a pork chop.
It's Jesus IN a pork chop!
...now my boss wants me to stay late.