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Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jul 06, 2005 1:48:35 pm PDT #7550 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ten years old would have been 1976 for me--so July 4th was definitely spent at the golf course adjoining the stadium (where everyone stretches out their blankets to watch the show--the only thing you miss out there are the ground firework displays, set up on metal frames).

Typical summer days at that age during the week would have included playing with the dog in the back yard while reading in the sun, riding my bike over to my friend's house a few streets away, and then, in the late afternoon, heading over to the park to play, hang out on the swings. Oh, and try to catch crawfish in the creek behind the park while cooling my feet in the water. I didn't have a watch, but I knew it was dinner time when I heard my dad's whistle (which was audible for a five-block radius--handy substitute for a dinner bell in those pre-cellphone days).

I'm trying to remember if the local branch library had opened when I was 10. I think it opened after I was 12, but after it did so, I'd take my bike down to the strip mall it was in at least twice a week. I was reading short romances by then, and I managed to get through most of the library's stock of them by the end of that first summer, and the next year I got myself a weekly babysitting gig for the librarian's two girls.


JZ - Jul 06, 2005 1:51:00 pm PDT #7551 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Heather, your summers sound exactly like the summers I used to fantasize about as a kid; I'd read To Kill A Mockingbird and Member of the Wedding over and over and wish I had relatives in the deep South I could go and spend my summers with. And all my fantasies were nearly precisely everything you've just described. If you also skinny-dipped in a local creek and raised a pet raccoon or squirrel or possum from a baby, then that was it exactly.

t /dorky, dream-ridden kid


Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 1:52:03 pm PDT #7552 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's weird that I can't really distinguish different summers by year. I know I went to drama camp at Tufts when I was pretty little, between 1st and 2nd grade, maybe? There were a bunch of summers with Y day camp, at least one with nerd day camp, I don't know what else.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2005 1:55:30 pm PDT #7553 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Out in the hills, the near-constant hum of miscellaneous insects, rising to an occasional clicky crescendo

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the intense buzz of the cicadas up in the pines.

The weight of heat, the animal pleasure of lying in the backyard right on the hot concrete, sunlight bearing down and sapping away everything but a pleasantly stoned torpor;

Mmmmm, heat....

barns for my Bryer horses (usually they had several hooves broken off).
JZ had a bunch of Bryer horses too.

There was one woman who always asked us to pray for soap opera characters.
Heh. Great detail.

This meant mango eating contests,

When I got older it meant mango daquiris.

me running clubs in a thinly veiled stab at controlling them all,

tactfully doesn't mention b.org

stealing the older cousin's porn and reading it in a mixed group,

Ahhh, stolen porn is the best. I shoplifted The Happy Hooker Goes Wild from The Treasury when I was about 12.


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 1:56:20 pm PDT #7554 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it weren't for my dad's gig, I wouldn't be able to tell summers apart that well myself. 1979 means he was still stationed in Jamaica -- and Warren and Tracy moved away the summer we visited him in the UK (1980), so I'm just throwing people and what we usually did together.

There was undoubtedly a beach trip in there somewhere -- to Turtle Beach or Fisherman's Cove? Couldn't tell you. Either we stayed at the resort in Ocho Rios (and probably climbed the falls) or we were in Port Antonio, playing where the bamboo-fringed stream met the ocean, at the base of rocky cliffs.


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 1:58:36 pm PDT #7555 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I shoplifted The Happy Hooker Goes Wild from The Treasury when I was about 12.

My parents had The Happy Hooker -- I found it when we moved, so I must have been 8. Eight is not an age of great patience, so I never made it to the porn. Emmanuelle and Candy gave it up much more quickly, but mostly we stuck to the pictorial stuff (the simple stuff -- Emmanuelle was the movie novelisation, but we couldn't make head nor tail (intended) of the pics, so stuck to the words).


Daisy Jane - Jul 06, 2005 2:02:06 pm PDT #7556 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Raccoon, yes. Her name was Mandy. We caught her with a device Grandandy taught us to build. I can't remember if we skinny dipped or swam in our clothes. I know my younger cousins- they weren't around when I was 10, they're only pre-adolecent now- skinny dipped in my dad's cousin's above ground pool recently (they live across the street- dirt road- from my grandparents).

You must make it down to Dallas, or I have to make it up to SF so I can invite y'all down there. We even have an extra trailer now for guests. It used to be my uncle A.C.'s and it's just next to Mimi's.

Mimi and Grandandy's [link]

My aunts Becky, DJ, and Patsy at the lake (in ascending order). [link]

My uncles Bobby, Johnny and Don at the lake- with bonus Casey (in weird order Johnny's oldest, then Bobby, then Don- all older than my dad) [link]


DavidS - Jul 06, 2005 2:03:00 pm PDT #7557 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but mostly we stuck to the pictorial stuff

We dumpster dived at the base behind the Airmen's barracks. Plenty of free porn was to be had back there on a regular basis.

cries and cries and cries.

Well. I'm sure you'll suck less after your new haircut.


Daisy Jane - Jul 06, 2005 2:05:42 pm PDT #7558 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

There was one woman who always asked us to pray for soap opera characters.

Heh. Great detail.

You have never tried so hard not to laugh during church than having to pray that Vicki gets the help she needs and can, in time, learn to forgive her father who gave her life.


Daisy Jane - Jul 06, 2005 2:10:34 pm PDT #7559 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, in the picture of my grandparents' there's a huge huckleberry thatch to the left you can't see.