If there are any bitter, snarky liberals out there, you ought to like BEAST's 50 Most Loathsome People of 2004. I love stuff like describing Jenna Jameson as "The first best-selling author who could be sodomized with a well-thrown baseball since Truman Capote." So I passed it on.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Noumenon - Jul 05, 2005 3:26:06 pm PDT #7230 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
DXMachina - Jul 05, 2005 3:28:10 pm PDT #7231 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Oh, just wait until after bedtime. At least half of them will magically disappear (into the basement) overnight.
Wow! Casper's mom is the meanest mom in Meanopolis.
Consuela - Jul 05, 2005 3:32:38 pm PDT #7232 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I like fireworks. And this year, my dog is deaf enough not to get upset about them. yay!
DXMachina - Jul 05, 2005 3:34:44 pm PDT #7233 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yay for deaf dogs???
brenda m - Jul 05, 2005 3:39:37 pm PDT #7234 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I could've used one of those about midnight last night. Overall she was pretty mellow this year, though.
flea - Jul 05, 2005 3:44:51 pm PDT #7235 of 10001
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Oh, god. The child (who went to bed with a couple of the smaller toys) has learned manipulation. First we hear the call, "Poopy diiiiiaper!" mr. flea goes in to check. "Your diaper isn't poopy; it's clean." Eve thinks for a second. "Wet diiiiiiiaper." Nice try kid, ya think we were born yesterday? Last night, I swear to god, she smacked her head on the side of the crib on purpose so she could cry and call out "I bump my head!" so we'd go in to her.
flea - Jul 05, 2005 3:44:54 pm PDT #7236 of 10001
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dang.
Consuela - Jul 05, 2005 3:45:08 pm PDT #7237 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Yay for deaf dogs???
If you'd seen the damage my dog has done when he wasn't deaf, you wouldn't mock me.
And I'm so out of the loop I hadn't heard the Inside news. Oy.
DXMachina - Jul 05, 2005 3:52:32 pm PDT #7238 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Eve thinks for a second. "Wet diiiiiiiaper."
So cute!
flea - Jul 05, 2005 3:55:53 pm PDT #7239 of 10001
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Here's pictorial evidence of the chaos: [link]