Hide the toys, flea!!
Jayne, you'll scare the women.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 05, 2005 3:18:16 pm PDT #7227 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
flea - Jul 05, 2005 3:20:16 pm PDT #7228 of 10001
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Oh, just wait until after bedtime. At least half of them will magically disappear (into the basement) overnight.
Unfortunately, she seems to like the really noisy one best. Though that could be mr. flea. The Little People talk on the phone to each other. Whatever happened to the goddamned imagination?
Kathy A - Jul 05, 2005 3:23:06 pm PDT #7229 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My mom likes to tell about the time when my brother, then kindergarten-aged, got a little cannon from my uncle (dad's brother). Dad and said uncle then proceeded to take it outside in the December cold and play with it while my brother (afraid of loud noises) just watched from the window. So much for the cannon being for the kid!
Noumenon - Jul 05, 2005 3:26:06 pm PDT #7230 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
If there are any bitter, snarky liberals out there, you ought to like BEAST's 50 Most Loathsome People of 2004. I love stuff like describing Jenna Jameson as "The first best-selling author who could be sodomized with a well-thrown baseball since Truman Capote." So I passed it on.
DXMachina - Jul 05, 2005 3:28:10 pm PDT #7231 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Oh, just wait until after bedtime. At least half of them will magically disappear (into the basement) overnight.
Wow! Casper's mom is the meanest mom in Meanopolis.
Consuela - Jul 05, 2005 3:32:38 pm PDT #7232 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I like fireworks. And this year, my dog is deaf enough not to get upset about them. yay!
DXMachina - Jul 05, 2005 3:34:44 pm PDT #7233 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yay for deaf dogs???
brenda m - Jul 05, 2005 3:39:37 pm PDT #7234 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I could've used one of those about midnight last night. Overall she was pretty mellow this year, though.
flea - Jul 05, 2005 3:44:51 pm PDT #7235 of 10001
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Oh, god. The child (who went to bed with a couple of the smaller toys) has learned manipulation. First we hear the call, "Poopy diiiiiaper!" mr. flea goes in to check. "Your diaper isn't poopy; it's clean." Eve thinks for a second. "Wet diiiiiiiaper." Nice try kid, ya think we were born yesterday? Last night, I swear to god, she smacked her head on the side of the crib on purpose so she could cry and call out "I bump my head!" so we'd go in to her.
flea - Jul 05, 2005 3:44:54 pm PDT #7236 of 10001
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dang.