The worst (which thank god I've only seen once) is wearing those boy shorts with words across the ass "Juicy", etc under the guazy skirts.

If you are a white skinned person, pale pink or the very light beige panties are the colors you wear under the non-opaque white pants and skirts.

Never white. Do you hear me, girls? Never white. You might as well wear green panties.

When I wear them at all. They're not very practical.

you mean the pants, right. I know people like to share and all, but...

I've seen a range of skin-colored underpants, too -- it's not like Band-Aids.

I spent years trying to find something that matched my skin tone. So I say "fuck it" and wear white bras under not-properly-opaque white stuff (which is just about all white shirts, sadly). It makes me wonder, though, why I can't just wear purple -- I guess it's just code for "I know I failed, but I TRIED, dammit."

Never white. Do you hear me, girls? Never white. You might as well wear green panties.

But why not? If they match the skirt/pants, what's the problem?

It makes me wonder, though, why I can't just wear purple -- I guess it's just code for "I know I failed, but I TRIED, dammit."

At least you're wearing all white, even if it's obviously two layers. Is how I see it.

God DAMN people, make me do my work!!

t feels residual remnants of embarrassment for the day, some five years ago, when I discovered that a certain pair of khakis that seemed sufficiently opaque to wear any ol' color of underwear based on the perfectly bright lighting in our bathroom somehow turned all see-through under the lighting at work.

No one said anything, and I pretty much hid in the office all day after I noticed. But I still blush thinking about it.

Oh, where see-through-ish shirts are concerned, you'll just go crazy trying to find a bra that doesn't show through. I don't care what color a woman's skin is, where the top is concerned. There is no matching. White bras are completely acceptable under white shirts.

But under pants? No.

I don't care what color a woman's skin is, where the top is concerned. There is no matching.

But you can match panties? What's the difference?

But why not? If they match the skirt/pants, what's the problem?

White panties show through much more loudly than pale pink or the light beige. I think I learned not to wear white panties under white pants, long long long before I learned the white-shoes season rules.