THE OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Hee. I'm laughmaster tonight at Toastmasters. That was one of the jokes I was thinking about giving. (I'm going with the more genteel option.)
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jul 03, 2005 8:18:02 pm PDT #6727 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
tommyrot - Jul 03, 2005 8:18:21 pm PDT #6728 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh yeah, I never told you guys about my widow....
Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2005 8:19:02 pm PDT #6729 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
but that joke ROCKS
cass and I snark on it often. its one of those punch-line-only situations
billytea - Jul 03, 2005 8:19:09 pm PDT #6730 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh yeah, I never told you guys about my widow....
I think this would have to follow by definition.
billytea - Jul 03, 2005 8:21:13 pm PDT #6731 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
but that joke ROCKS
Oh, it does, I love that one. But I fear it may stop the pacemakers of some of the more elderly members. (I tell a lie. I'm simply saving it up for when I bring a guest along.)
So how are you guys?
tommyrot - Jul 03, 2005 8:24:16 pm PDT #6732 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Crap. The NASA and Space.com sites seem even more loaded than when the rovers landed on Mars.
tommyrot - Jul 03, 2005 8:25:37 pm PDT #6733 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So how are you guys?
I didn't feel like going out amongst the crowds of people and drinking and watching fireworks.
Subsequently, life is boring.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 03, 2005 8:30:26 pm PDT #6734 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I've found spray bleach and bathroom cleansers to be quite effective against large bugs. Seems that breathing through the skin thing isn't so advantageous when you're covered in something sticky that burns and dissolves the walls of your body's cells.
I may have bug issues.
Connie Neil - Jul 03, 2005 8:31:01 pm PDT #6735 of 10001
brillig
tommy, the stats about those laptops are over in Tech.
Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2005 8:31:58 pm PDT #6736 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I went to the super market to get stuff for our family picnic tomorrow and as I was leaving discovered that the Shoprite parking lot was a fireworks watching hotspot -- complete with picnics. I loaded my stuff into the car, had a killer view of the finale, and drove home.