Happy anniVERsary

Hee! And foo and darn on living sitch. But, hey, there's only the parTAY to look forward to, rather than the whole wedding thing. Speaking ONLY for myself, I've never once regretted eloping, rather than trying to organize a wedding. Neither of us deals well with Other Humans. One or both of us would probably have gone feral had we attempted to herd our families into proximity and shutting up for 15 minutes to witness our vows.

So, you know, Eloping, yay!

And also, belated Happy Birthday wishes to Frankenbuddha

from the website linked to before

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Do you sometimes wake up in the morning and think, "Blast, my fridge doesn't look like a cow"? Well, we know where you're coming from. After all, how can you expect to keep milk fresh in a fridge that doesn't look like a cow (albeit a cow that appears to have swallowed a very large safe)?

It might be time to put on clothes

If I went into Home Depot, would they be able to tell me what I need for a window box?

Very late in answering, but yes.

Does a fake British accent make wares more attractive in infomercials?

If you hold out a pointy finger at cat nose-height chances are about 88% that the cat will come "touch noses" with your finger.

And I've had the 12% of cats that take it as a threat (well, 3 of them.) Fastest way to get them bigeyed and twitchy!

Last time I went to the Mall fireworks, I ran into 3 people I hadn't seen in 5 or so years. And when I knew them? It wasn't in DC or B'more. In the midst of a million people. Crazee.

I really socked in this morning. Just didn't want to get up. So I didn't! I can be all early riser productive tomorrow.

If you hold out a pointy finger at cat nose-height chances are about 88% that the cat will come "touch noses" with your finger.

This is even more fun when you've shuffled your feet across a synthetic carpet before hand.

This is even more fun when you've shuffled your feet across a synthetic carpet before hand.

Heh.

::imagines staticky Persian::

This is even more fun when you've shuffled your feet across a synthetic carpet before hand.

Winter. Cat and I both yelp (she sniffs my nose.) If she's on top of the tv, the picture blerps.

do not call the American Embassy and ask to have them "taken into custody."

That's almost as silly as the lady who called 911 from the Burger King drive-thru to demand that a police officer be sent to make them get her order right.

::imagines staticky Persian::

One of the cats I had back in Colorado was a long-haired tortoiseshell who actually liked it when you helped discharge her static build-up. She liked long strokes from nape to tail-tip, and you could feel the crackle following your hand. With the lights out, you could see it, too. Amazing.