We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jul 03, 2005 8:38:25 am PDT #6651 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

from the website linked to before

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Do you sometimes wake up in the morning and think, "Blast, my fridge doesn't look like a cow"? Well, we know where you're coming from. After all, how can you expect to keep milk fresh in a fridge that doesn't look like a cow (albeit a cow that appears to have swallowed a very large safe)?

It might be time to put on clothes


Lee - Jul 03, 2005 9:05:55 am PDT #6652 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If I went into Home Depot, would they be able to tell me what I need for a window box?

Very late in answering, but yes.


Eddie - Jul 03, 2005 9:22:37 am PDT #6653 of 10001
Your tag here.

Does a fake British accent make wares more attractive in infomercials?


sarameg - Jul 03, 2005 9:27:32 am PDT #6654 of 10001

If you hold out a pointy finger at cat nose-height chances are about 88% that the cat will come "touch noses" with your finger.

And I've had the 12% of cats that take it as a threat (well, 3 of them.) Fastest way to get them bigeyed and twitchy!

Last time I went to the Mall fireworks, I ran into 3 people I hadn't seen in 5 or so years. And when I knew them? It wasn't in DC or B'more. In the midst of a million people. Crazee.

I really socked in this morning. Just didn't want to get up. So I didn't! I can be all early riser productive tomorrow.


DXMachina - Jul 03, 2005 9:29:11 am PDT #6655 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

If you hold out a pointy finger at cat nose-height chances are about 88% that the cat will come "touch noses" with your finger.

This is even more fun when you've shuffled your feet across a synthetic carpet before hand.


DavidS - Jul 03, 2005 9:32:03 am PDT #6656 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is even more fun when you've shuffled your feet across a synthetic carpet before hand.

Heh.

::imagines staticky Persian::


sarameg - Jul 03, 2005 9:33:24 am PDT #6657 of 10001

This is even more fun when you've shuffled your feet across a synthetic carpet before hand.

Winter. Cat and I both yelp (she sniffs my nose.) If she's on top of the tv, the picture blerps.


dcp - Jul 03, 2005 9:41:07 am PDT #6658 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

do not call the American Embassy and ask to have them "taken into custody."

That's almost as silly as the lady who called 911 from the Burger King drive-thru to demand that a police officer be sent to make them get her order right.


dcp - Jul 03, 2005 9:49:11 am PDT #6659 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

::imagines staticky Persian::

One of the cats I had back in Colorado was a long-haired tortoiseshell who actually liked it when you helped discharge her static build-up. She liked long strokes from nape to tail-tip, and you could feel the crackle following your hand. With the lights out, you could see it, too. Amazing.


Sue - Jul 03, 2005 10:17:56 am PDT #6660 of 10001
hip deep in pie

This, on a very long-haired Himalayan. He's much smaller than he was.

Pictures! Not that I want to laugh at your poor kitty or anything...