I am longwaisted. That is to say, a normal one-piece bathing suit goes up my butt, because my torso is longer than the suit's. I can wear pants that are high-waisted (like a Hollywood waist) or low-waisted (except they look like ass on me because I have no butt). I can't buy dresses off the rack, though, because I end up with hip-fabric flapping all around me.
Waisted, waisted, the word has lost all meaning.
Film-makers had to shrink IOAN GRUFFUDD's genitals for the new FANTASTIC FOUR movie - so he wouldn't alarm young cinema-goers.
After Ralph Fiennes' ending nude scenes in Red Dragon were screened, they went back and did some judicious editing. Apparently, there were audible gasps from the crowd over Ralph's endowment.
Apparently, there were audible gasps from the crowd over Ralph's endowment.
Didn't the same thing happen to Colin Farrell?
Which means, of course, that they must all star together in a remake of Love! Valor! Compassion! Or, you know, any script that requires them to be naked a lot.
Hey, NBC tells me Sanda Day O'Connor is retiring.
Edit: She's 75 and in good health, they say. But something's up with her husband?
So do we think Renquist will go, too?
Hey, NBC tells me Sanda Day O'Connor is retiring.
My dad met her a month or so ago. Says she was a very interesting person to talk to. Of course, he said the same thing about Antonin Scalia.
I've read in a bunch of places: "See! The country of the
Inquisition
just legalised gay marriage!" Not wanting to dismiss the barbarity of the inquisition, I wanted to do a little reading to place things like duration and body count (I mean, "The country of the Holocaust just legalised gay marriage!" "The country of slavery just legalised gay marriage!") since my history studies didn't quite get that far.
So I started with wikipedia.org, and don't think I can continue, because the following sentence is making me laugh too hard:
Unexpectedly, at the end of the 15th century, under Ferdinand and Isabella of Castile, the Spanish inquisition became independent of Rome.