Apparently, there were audible gasps from the crowd over Ralph's endowment.

Didn't the same thing happen to Colin Farrell?

Which means, of course, that they must all star together in a remake of Love! Valor! Compassion! Or, you know, any script that requires them to be naked a lot.

any script that requires them to be naked a lot.

Serenity III?

Good for Brooke Shields.

Good for America.

Hey, NBC tells me Sanda Day O'Connor is retiring.

Edit: She's 75 and in good health, they say. But something's up with her husband?

So do we think Renquist will go, too?

Hey, NBC tells me Sanda Day O'Connor is retiring.

My dad met her a month or so ago. Says she was a very interesting person to talk to. Of course, he said the same thing about Antonin Scalia.

Hey, NBC tells me Sanda Day O'Connor is retiring.

Boo.

I've read in a bunch of places: "See! The country of the Inquisition just legalised gay marriage!" Not wanting to dismiss the barbarity of the inquisition, I wanted to do a little reading to place things like duration and body count (I mean, "The country of the Holocaust just legalised gay marriage!" "The country of slavery just legalised gay marriage!") since my history studies didn't quite get that far.

So I started with wikipedia.org, and don't think I can continue, because the following sentence is making me laugh too hard:

Unexpectedly, at the end of the 15th century, under Ferdinand and Isabella of Castile, the Spanish inquisition became independent of Rome.

Fuck.

Unexpectedly

Bwah.