Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 6:08:25 pm PDT #6188 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't rise the distance between crotch and waist?

Yes.

How this relates to long and short waists, I do not know.

Me neither.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 6:08:46 pm PDT #6189 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm saying I think long- or short-waistedness is just about torso:body

But isn't the torso shoulder->butt? It's the shoulder->waist:body, you mean?


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 6:09:52 pm PDT #6190 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ah well. pity.

Robinson's May at the best of times is horrible. This exhausted? With 50 minutes to go? Shoes?

You've met me, right?


Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 6:10:01 pm PDT #6191 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's the shoulder->waist:body, you mean?

Yes, that is what I mean.

Bedtime! Good luck figuring out what to call stuff!


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 6:15:45 pm PDT #6192 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is why I never can tell:

It's quite simple. A long waist is a long torso. If you are fairly tall and find all trousers are hipsters on you then you are long waisted. Long waisted people also find tops and swimsuits are never long enough. Short waisted means the opposite, so if trouser waistbands always seem to end somewhere near your ribs then you are short-waisted

or

If you're longer from head to waist than from waist to floor, you're long-waisted, and if the opposite is true, then you're short-waisted.

or just

Having a distance between shoulders and waist that is longer than average.

But I'll go with Jesse's definition.


DavidS - Jun 30, 2005 6:18:41 pm PDT #6193 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Long waist = long torso.

Short waist = short torso.

Short waist is particularly noticeable when coupled with long legs. Otherwise you're just proportionate.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 6:21:58 pm PDT #6194 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You and Jesse need to fight it out. I'm going with primacy.


Lee - Jun 30, 2005 6:25:39 pm PDT #6195 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Short waist is particularly noticeable when coupled with long legs. Otherwise you're just proportionate.

That's what I have. Sucks.


Lee - Jun 30, 2005 6:59:29 pm PDT #6196 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

People! It's too early to go to bed.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 7:06:04 pm PDT #6197 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Long waist = long torso.

Short waist = short torso.

Short waist is particularly noticeable when coupled with long legs

::ponders::

So ... I'm short. With long legs. I can't have a long torso, either relative to my height, or absolutely. Does that make me automatically shortwaisted?

I'm tall. With short legs -- automatically long waisted, right?

Can I be tall and long legged and long waisted? Or is that merely taller than tall and long legged and normal or shortwaisted?