Bearing in mind that Paris Hilton has large paws, this is the hugest ring known to man. Has to be.
I saw a ring not unlike that the other night at the ball game. Some player's wife.
Nice acronym, Mom!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jun 30, 2005 11:46:55 am PDT #6053 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Scrappy - Jun 30, 2005 11:47:22 am PDT #6054 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Tacky, tacky, tacky.
JZ - Jun 30, 2005 11:49:11 am PDT #6055 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Random report from The Land Of Secret Twelve-Year-Olds:
At lunch a few minutes ago I was standing in line at the cafeteria grill behind a nursing coordinator whom I've seen for ages and always admired but never spoken to: spiky hair, big lush body covered in goth-lite wear or eccentric prints in deeply saturated hues, extremely cool blood-red cat-eye glasses, a snarkful face, and a big laugh.
Today the grill line wasn't moving, wasn't moving, and wasn't moving. She turned to me, rolled her eyes forever, and said, "Painfully slow today."
"I'm sorry," I said. "I can't think right now because I'm too mesmerized by the most Folsom Street glove box I've ever seen," and I pointed to a box of disposable food handler's gloves that featured a picture of a giant begloved hand making a big fierce fist, above copy bragging about its toughness, antimicrobial properties and gauntlet cuff.
She looked, did a beautiful double-take, and totally lost her shit, and we spent the rest of our lunch wait snerking like twelve-year-olds.
And I'm heartbroken that after 15 minutes of Googling, I can't find an image of the box itself; it's such a vast confluence of accidental porniness that I just can't believe it's accidental.
lori - Jun 30, 2005 11:49:36 am PDT #6056 of 10001
ChiKat - Jun 30, 2005 11:50:08 am PDT #6057 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
And it looks like she bits her nails.
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 11:51:26 am PDT #6058 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
TEN GRAND?? That's not going to fix his education! She'll be tattooing her cooter to get him through university.
-t - Jun 30, 2005 11:53:02 am PDT #6059 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Um, why do they refer to her as "Bountiful" in the second paragraph?
$10K does seem like too little. For advertising space on your skin, or for a private education.
Aims - Jun 30, 2005 11:56:47 am PDT #6060 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t sends bill to ita for new keyboard
Dana - Jun 30, 2005 12:19:18 pm PDT #6061 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Sales Guy who has taken over the cube near me is the embodiment of Annoying Sales Guy.
He just, at high volume, yelped "sweeeeEEEEEEEt!" and pumped his arms in the air.
I can kill him, right?
Kathy A - Jun 30, 2005 12:20:04 pm PDT #6062 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Next time he jumps up, take him out with your handy AK-47, Dana.