Um, why do they refer to her as "Bountiful" in the second paragraph?
$10K does seem like too little. For advertising space on your skin, or for a private education.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jun 30, 2005 11:53:02 am PDT #6059 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Aims - Jun 30, 2005 11:56:47 am PDT #6060 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t sends bill to ita for new keyboard
Dana - Jun 30, 2005 12:19:18 pm PDT #6061 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Sales Guy who has taken over the cube near me is the embodiment of Annoying Sales Guy.
He just, at high volume, yelped "sweeeeEEEEEEEt!" and pumped his arms in the air.
I can kill him, right?
Kathy A - Jun 30, 2005 12:20:04 pm PDT #6062 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Next time he jumps up, take him out with your handy AK-47, Dana.
ChiKat - Jun 30, 2005 12:20:22 pm PDT #6063 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think it's your civic duty, Dana.
Jars - Jun 30, 2005 12:20:30 pm PDT #6064 of 10001
I can kill him, right?
Dig his heart out with a spoon. No court in the land could convict you.
Dana - Jun 30, 2005 12:21:12 pm PDT #6065 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I was thinking of poisoning his drink next time he gets up. Considering that he's pacing like someone who just used up his last fix, shouldn't be too hard to find the opportunity.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 30, 2005 12:22:29 pm PDT #6066 of 10001
What is even happening?
If he's poisoned, they're going to looker harder at female suspects than male. Can't you think of something more messy and violent?
Dana - Jun 30, 2005 12:23:45 pm PDT #6067 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You're right. Perry Mason and Poirot would take me apart in a minute.
Latest vocalization: "I'm OUTTA HERE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYE!"
Is he shutting down his laptop? Please, god, let him be shutting it down.
Tom Scola - Jun 30, 2005 12:24:38 pm PDT #6068 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Maybe you can dangle some live electric wires from the ceiling, so the next time he pumps his arms, he'll get an electric shock.
With any luck at all, he might high-five another salesdroid, and you'll get two for one.