sara, you saying doesn't make it real, sorry.
'Bring On The Night'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
You are all imaginary. I said so earlier.
We exist in an alternate universe, where everyone has goatees.
We exist in an alternate universe, where everyone has goatees.
::buys trimmer::
sara, you saying doesn't make it real, sorry.
Yuh-huh!
It's, like, twenty-something carats. Humongous.
Bearing in mind that Paris Hilton has large paws, this is the hugest ring known to man. Has to be.
I saw a ring not unlike that the other night at the ball game. Some player's wife.
Tacky, tacky, tacky.
Random report from The Land Of Secret Twelve-Year-Olds:
At lunch a few minutes ago I was standing in line at the cafeteria grill behind a nursing coordinator whom I've seen for ages and always admired but never spoken to: spiky hair, big lush body covered in goth-lite wear or eccentric prints in deeply saturated hues, extremely cool blood-red cat-eye glasses, a snarkful face, and a big laugh.
Today the grill line wasn't moving, wasn't moving, and wasn't moving. She turned to me, rolled her eyes forever, and said, "Painfully slow today."
"I'm sorry," I said. "I can't think right now because I'm too mesmerized by the most Folsom Street glove box I've ever seen," and I pointed to a box of disposable food handler's gloves that featured a picture of a giant begloved hand making a big fierce fist, above copy bragging about its toughness, antimicrobial properties and gauntlet cuff.
She looked, did a beautiful double-take, and totally lost her shit, and we spent the rest of our lunch wait snerking like twelve-year-olds.
And I'm heartbroken that after 15 minutes of Googling, I can't find an image of the box itself; it's such a vast confluence of accidental porniness that I just can't believe it's accidental.
And it looks like she bits her nails.