Your boss is just plain nuts, Jesse.
He is, right? I mean, he thinks that bringing checks to the central office now will make some kind of difference. (It's the last day of the fiscal year here.) Um, no.
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 11:16:06 am PDT #6028 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Jun 30, 2005 11:16:37 am PDT #6029 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Tom did you get a cool one with a light on it, like I saw on QEftSG?
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 11:17:25 am PDT #6030 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It should hum a ditty.
Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 11:18:43 am PDT #6031 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Kyan is ALL ABOUT the nose-hair trimmer. So maybe you're just getting more fabulous, Tom.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2005 11:19:03 am PDT #6032 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I refuse to buy a nose-hair clipper. I do it the manly way, by inserting the tips of scissors in my nostrils.
Although if I ever end up bleeding all over the place I might change my technique.
Tom Scola - Jun 30, 2005 11:19:29 am PDT #6033 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I got this one, without the light: [link]
Steph L. - Jun 30, 2005 11:21:27 am PDT #6034 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It should hum a ditty.
[to the tune of "Darling Clementine"]
Trim your nose hair,
trim your nose hair,
trim your nose hair, right now!
Otherwise, you'll have to braid it,
Which would, frankly, be weird.
Dana - Jun 30, 2005 11:23:52 am PDT #6035 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I take it you have to pay extra for the model that rhymes?
P.M. Marc - Jun 30, 2005 11:28:17 am PDT #6036 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Tom, trust me, you have a way to go before your body can possibly be as gross as baby!body.
Do you get stinky crud in your neckfolds? Do you even HAVE neckfolds? Thigh creases?
All those cute little rolls on infants are special secret hideouts for stink.
Steph L. - Jun 30, 2005 11:28:20 am PDT #6037 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I take it you have to pay extra for the model that rhymes?
I couldn't come up with a good rhyme off the top of my head, other than "Like the tail of a cow." Which was lame.