I refuse to buy a nose-hair clipper. I do it the manly way, by inserting the tips of scissors in my nostrils.
Although if I ever end up bleeding all over the place I might change my technique.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2005 11:19:03 am PDT #6032 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Jun 30, 2005 11:19:29 am PDT #6033 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I got this one, without the light: [link]
Steph L. - Jun 30, 2005 11:21:27 am PDT #6034 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It should hum a ditty.
[to the tune of "Darling Clementine"]
Trim your nose hair,
trim your nose hair,
trim your nose hair, right now!
Otherwise, you'll have to braid it,
Which would, frankly, be weird.
Dana - Jun 30, 2005 11:23:52 am PDT #6035 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I take it you have to pay extra for the model that rhymes?
P.M. Marc - Jun 30, 2005 11:28:17 am PDT #6036 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Tom, trust me, you have a way to go before your body can possibly be as gross as baby!body.
Do you get stinky crud in your neckfolds? Do you even HAVE neckfolds? Thigh creases?
All those cute little rolls on infants are special secret hideouts for stink.
Steph L. - Jun 30, 2005 11:28:20 am PDT #6037 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I take it you have to pay extra for the model that rhymes?
I couldn't come up with a good rhyme off the top of my head, other than "Like the tail of a cow." Which was lame.
msbelle - Jun 30, 2005 11:29:04 am PDT #6038 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh, and from the other day, Tom. No, I will not go buy your comics. me, nsm with the hanging out at the comic store. you know how people scare me.
sarameg - Jun 30, 2005 11:30:16 am PDT #6039 of 10001
My brother and SIL were relieved when my nephew grew out of his projectile upchuck phase. Especially since it meant they no longer had to worry about getting all the upchuck out of their ear canals.
Babies are so runny.
Emily - Jun 30, 2005 11:32:28 am PDT #6040 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Dude, it should totally be musical. That would be so cool!
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 11:35:20 am PDT #6041 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
you know how people scare me.
You should use your fists on them.
I mean, if you exist.