Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 8:23:08 am PDT #5926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't leave anything on me that might irritate my skin, because it will.

I can't bathe in anything that might irritate my skin, so it's not much of a practical issue for me.


JenP - Jun 30, 2005 8:24:56 am PDT #5927 of 10001

I don't like baths. I'd have to shower, then soak in the tub, then shower again. Not relaxing. I could probably change my mind for a truly fantastic tub/tub setting (meaning some gorgeous bathroom, not a setting on the Magic Tub ita linked to). But I don't have that.


Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 8:25:13 am PDT #5928 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think I have an issue with still water, as well. Because I don't mind warm showers (although I tend more toward hot or cool). Hot tubs = all good.


sarameg - Jun 30, 2005 8:25:30 am PDT #5929 of 10001

Dried soap or anything leaving a non-oily residue (like salt stuff or oatmeal bath stuff) will eventually drive me nuts. But in a bath? Nah.

OK, off to depressing when-will-the-layoffs-hit-and-how-many meeting!


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 8:27:35 am PDT #5930 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, that seating system ROCKS. I'm already pro-pile, but mine doesn't respond to moods.


lori - Jun 30, 2005 8:35:02 am PDT #5931 of 10001

Also, you can play some sort of yogilates-Twister on it.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 8:36:00 am PDT #5932 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Better than a couch to cuddle on is a couch that cuddles you.


Jessica - Jun 30, 2005 8:36:09 am PDT #5933 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Best feature of that bathtub:

Self cleaning: With a simple command from the instrument panel, this function initiates the circulation of water plus detergent through all the Smart Hydro’s internal water-bearing systems and in the interior of the bathtub. When the operation is over, Smart Hydro automatically empties.

[Though I wonder if bath bombs would be a problem for it the way they are for jacuzzis. That would be ungood.]


beth b - Jun 30, 2005 8:36:36 am PDT #5934 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I think that bathtub would know more about me than my DH. Scary.


lori - Jun 30, 2005 8:39:58 am PDT #5935 of 10001

ita, did you watch the little animation?

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