Also, you can play some sort of yogilates-Twister on it.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lori - Jun 30, 2005 8:35:02 am PDT #5931 of 10001
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 8:36:00 am PDT #5932 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Better than a couch to cuddle on is a couch that cuddles you.
Jessica - Jun 30, 2005 8:36:09 am PDT #5933 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Best feature of that bathtub:
Self cleaning: With a simple command from the instrument panel, this function initiates the circulation of water plus detergent through all the Smart Hydro’s internal water-bearing systems and in the interior of the bathtub. When the operation is over, Smart Hydro automatically empties.
[Though I wonder if bath bombs would be a problem for it the way they are for jacuzzis. That would be ungood.]
beth b - Jun 30, 2005 8:36:36 am PDT #5934 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I think that bathtub would know more about me than my DH. Scary.
lori - Jun 30, 2005 8:39:58 am PDT #5935 of 10001
Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 8:41:23 am PDT #5936 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, can I assume that the "seating system" doesn't actually respond to my mood, but rather I can bend it to my will?
lori - Jun 30, 2005 8:45:53 am PDT #5937 of 10001
At first. But after it gets to know you...
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2005 8:46:49 am PDT #5938 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So it's like TiVo?
lori - Jun 30, 2005 8:47:51 am PDT #5939 of 10001
perzactly.
Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 8:48:45 am PDT #5940 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Creepy.
Maybe I just get a lazyboy instead.