Explain to your landlord that since they are very small kittens, having both of them is really the same as having one full-sized cat. By the time they're grown up, he'll have forgotten all about it.
Angel: Just admit it: you think you're gonna ride in, save the day, and sweep Buffy off her--Spike: Like you're not thinking the same thing. Angel: I'm already seeing somebody. Spike: What, dog girl?
'The Girl in Question'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 28, 2005 10:51:39 am PDT #5148 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
libkitty - Jun 28, 2005 10:52:13 am PDT #5149 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
It's so cute when people not in LA complain about a lack of rain.
They actually had to water the grass at the State Office Building (SOB) yesterday, which is almost unheard of here. Of course, today it's pouring.
tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 10:52:45 am PDT #5150 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tell your landlord, "They're not pets; they're for poker."
msbelle - Jun 28, 2005 10:53:24 am PDT #5151 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
the day is going SO Fast - what are you all, CRAZY?!
sarameg - Jun 28, 2005 10:54:38 am PDT #5152 of 10001
Job lover.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 28, 2005 10:59:38 am PDT #5153 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Tell your landlord, "They're not pets; they're for poker."
BWAH! Now I am picturing the shark-guy as my landlord! I did already ask for an exception (but I gave in pretty easily), so I am pretty sure I can't have two. i would lie, except it is the only thing in the lease that is in CAPITAL LETTERS. So, I can't decide.
Calli - Jun 28, 2005 11:04:16 am PDT #5154 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Do the kitties look fairly similar? Maybe if the landlord sees them you can just say, "Nooooo, there's just the one cat," and look all worried about his/her health. Kinda like that Monty Python sketch about the mountaineers.
sarameg - Jun 28, 2005 11:05:48 am PDT #5155 of 10001
I'd be really nervous about playing that with a new landlord. I don't know!
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:06:27 am PDT #5156 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Go Fug Yourself is so much less interesting without comments. Drives me to Manolo.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2005 11:06:36 am PDT #5157 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
This is going to lead to Sophia having hundreds of wild chihuahuas living in her walls and swearing to the landlord that she doesn't hear them, isn't it?