the day is going SO Fast - what are you all, CRAZY?!
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jun 28, 2005 10:53:24 am PDT #5151 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
sarameg - Jun 28, 2005 10:54:38 am PDT #5152 of 10001
Job lover.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 28, 2005 10:59:38 am PDT #5153 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Tell your landlord, "They're not pets; they're for poker."
BWAH! Now I am picturing the shark-guy as my landlord! I did already ask for an exception (but I gave in pretty easily), so I am pretty sure I can't have two. i would lie, except it is the only thing in the lease that is in CAPITAL LETTERS. So, I can't decide.
Calli - Jun 28, 2005 11:04:16 am PDT #5154 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Do the kitties look fairly similar? Maybe if the landlord sees them you can just say, "Nooooo, there's just the one cat," and look all worried about his/her health. Kinda like that Monty Python sketch about the mountaineers.
sarameg - Jun 28, 2005 11:05:48 am PDT #5155 of 10001
I'd be really nervous about playing that with a new landlord. I don't know!
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 11:06:27 am PDT #5156 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Go Fug Yourself is so much less interesting without comments. Drives me to Manolo.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2005 11:06:36 am PDT #5157 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
This is going to lead to Sophia having hundreds of wild chihuahuas living in her walls and swearing to the landlord that she doesn't hear them, isn't it?
JZ - Jun 28, 2005 11:09:08 am PDT #5158 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Or can you just tell the landlord that a friend who didn't know the rule gave you two kittens, and if he can't make an exception then you'll have to give them both away because they can't be separated?
I may be totally craxy in suggesting this, or just over-influenced by my most recent ex-landlord, who made up for being a tenant-neglectful slob by also being emotionally labile and easily manipulated.
Jesse - Jun 28, 2005 11:11:33 am PDT #5159 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ita, there's always the Oh No They Didn't livejournal, too.
brenda m - Jun 28, 2005 11:13:30 am PDT #5160 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
This is going to lead to Sophia having hundreds of wild chihuahuas living in her walls and swearing to the landlord that she doesn't hear them, isn't it?
Only if we're lucky. Cuz I would pay cash money to see that.