Does this work for you?

In theory, sure. If I looked like Natalie, or, say, you. In practice I think the look on me would have a distinctly unhealthy vibe. My hair is almost greyish in color, and I'm willing to bet my skull is not especially attractive.

Serial: how do you not notice you have been shot? This is like that guy who had a six-inch nail in his skull for days and just thought he was having headaches.

I'm coming back on the 17th, in fact.

Yay. Save that night and/or the next morning for me, okay?

I think my hair is curlier now, but not as curly as, apparently, everyone but Louise Brooks' in the 1920s. Was it something in the water?

As Jesse notes, lots of pin curls, but also they had just invented the permanent set.

I just got my hair cut, but I'm thinking about changing for next time. I really hate hair at the back of my neck.

There's always the classic a-line bob

This is like that guy who had a six-inch nail in his skull for days and just thought he was having headaches.

Yeah, right? "OW OW OW OW! Oh, it's probably nothing."

Good god, man! Your wife just got a new cut and new color -- can't you content yourself with that for at least a week?

If I didn't ask, I wouldn't have known about Sue's haircut now would I?

Honestly that sounds like the sort of thing I would do. "If I was shot, it would hurt a lot more, must've just been grazed or something", I'd think, unless I was fainting from the pain.

Not that I've been shot, but that's the way I react to injury, typically.

Good god, man! Your wife just got a new cut and new color -- can't you content yourself with that for at least a week?

If I didn't ask, I wouldn't have known about Sue's haircut now would I?

You have your own little corner on the fetish map, don't you?

Flea, this is actually not far from an Eton Crop. Just imagine it clippered short at the nape.

Or a good tip, at least.

"Don't get shot in the leg."