Flea, this is actually not far from an Eton Crop. Just imagine it clippered short at the nape.

Or a good tip, at least.

"Don't get shot in the leg."

You have your own little corner on the fetish map, don't you?

She who is without kink can cast the first buttplug.

Does this work for you?

I clicked on that and got a cleavagey slut-bomb ad and thought "Well, that's an interesting option--oh, wait, page down, it's about Natalie Portman, who doesn't have tits like that."

Getting shot AT would cause me to stop delivering pizzas and contact authorities. IJS.

Hec, I had almost exactly your a-line bob in high school. My mother used to say it looked like the back of a Saab (this was a compliment). Maybe I'll go back. I was trying not to be a straight bob girl, but maybe I just am.

You have your own little corner on the fetish map, don't you?

It's one of the greatest things I've ever found. I am a short haired person in a family of long haired people. It was nigh impossible for me to find good short hair advice until I found Hec. He's my hair Yoda.

If I weren't at a loss at where to get them or grossed out at the thought of touching them, I'd throw things at David.

it's always a productive feeling to be caught up in natter. i really do need to do so more often instead of just hanging out in Minearverse, OMGWTFPOLARBEAR! and Spoilage Light.

so my boss took a trip to Ireland last week. i was very tempted to tell him to bring me back a hot, Irish man. what did he bring me instead? an Irish flag and a tiny, stuffed leprechaun. when he went to Paris last year, he brought us back a French flag and a tiny Eiffel Tower. sensing a trend?

If I weren't at a loss at where to get them or grossed out at the thought of touching them, I'd throw things at David.

I almost said cockrings instead. Would that be better? I thought buttplug had more comic brio for a punchline, though.

He's my hair Yoda.

I accept my role in this community.

No, just imagine I am throwing things at you.