Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 9:22:07 am PDT #4285 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A funny --

Two little boys, approximately 4 or 5 years old, spy each other in line. Their mothers are holding their respective hands, staring straight ahead at the menu board with that dispassionate glazed look -- like they're pumping gas, or waiting for a dog to do its business.

Little boy #1: Hey! You get McDonald's for breakfast too!
Little boy #2: Yeah! I'm getting pancakes! I thought I was never going to get pancakes again.
Little boy #1: How come? Your mom doesn't make pancakes at home?
Little boy #2: No. I only get them here. And I didn't think I was ever going to taste them ever again.
Little boy #1: How come?
Little boy #2: Because after my little brother's birthday party, my Mom said she'd rather take it up the ass than eat here anymore.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 9:24:33 am PDT #4286 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bon, cool. I'll have to have a look. I'm thinking the one lesson won't be enough for me to be sure.


amych - Jun 24, 2005 9:45:53 am PDT #4287 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

cool timewasty game: [link]


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 9:47:29 am PDT #4288 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, going to get gas, go home, take a pill and order in.

My shoulders are so tight that joints are cracking when I push them back.


amych - Jun 24, 2005 9:49:40 am PDT #4289 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My shoulders are so tight that joints are cracking when I push them back.

That's not normal? Huh


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 10:05:47 am PDT #4290 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Little boy #2: Because after my little brother's birthday party, my Mom said she'd rather take it up the ass than eat here anymore.

Hee! That sounds very OverheardinNewYork.com

Did his mom hear him say this?


Lee - Jun 24, 2005 10:18:34 am PDT #4291 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So if someone accidentally took 2 claratin D a few hours apart, how likely would they be to die or otherwise have unpleasant things happen?


Scrappy - Jun 24, 2005 10:20:23 am PDT #4292 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

You might get really sleepy, or have your heart race (or BOTH, she adds cheerily). Probably nothing more dire. Drink a lot of water.


Lee - Jun 24, 2005 10:21:45 am PDT #4293 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks Robin!


JZ - Jun 24, 2005 10:22:26 am PDT #4294 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Perkins, not very likely, I don't think. A lot of allergy meds can cause mild jitteriness (or zonkedness) or heart palpitations, which sound scary and feel icky but are basically benign and will go away as the meds work their way out of your system.

eta: Robin beat me to it, but I feel all validated by having said what she said. Because a scrappy x-post is always validating.