I'm all up in the law now, but damn it feels good to get my violence on.

Gunn ,'Unleashed'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 24, 2005 9:08:24 am PDT #4279 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I vote "No" on Proposition ita Returns to the Office.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 9:09:51 am PDT #4280 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What really makes it annoying (and puts gas in the schadenfreudemobile) is that Tom Cruise has to be so damn condescending.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 9:10:02 am PDT #4281 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gnargh. I have two or three meetings to set up, and maybe the weekly status report will have to wait until the weekend.

At least the boss knows I'm having a migraine -- I was so completely mealy-mouthed in the meeting that it embarassed me.

The pain is low, but the mental infringement is way high.


bon bon - Jun 24, 2005 9:12:51 am PDT #4282 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, I was at the doctor's today and read July's Vogue. They had an article in there about women picking up surfing, and mentioned a couple of surfing schools/instructors.


Jesse - Jun 24, 2005 9:15:12 am PDT #4283 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Set up the meetings and go.


Jessica - Jun 24, 2005 9:17:19 am PDT #4284 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

puts gas in the schadenfreudemobile

marries this phrase


Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 9:22:07 am PDT #4285 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A funny --

Two little boys, approximately 4 or 5 years old, spy each other in line. Their mothers are holding their respective hands, staring straight ahead at the menu board with that dispassionate glazed look -- like they're pumping gas, or waiting for a dog to do its business.

Little boy #1: Hey! You get McDonald's for breakfast too!
Little boy #2: Yeah! I'm getting pancakes! I thought I was never going to get pancakes again.
Little boy #1: How come? Your mom doesn't make pancakes at home?
Little boy #2: No. I only get them here. And I didn't think I was ever going to taste them ever again.
Little boy #1: How come?
Little boy #2: Because after my little brother's birthday party, my Mom said she'd rather take it up the ass than eat here anymore.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 9:24:33 am PDT #4286 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bon, cool. I'll have to have a look. I'm thinking the one lesson won't be enough for me to be sure.


amych - Jun 24, 2005 9:45:53 am PDT #4287 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

cool timewasty game: [link]


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 9:47:29 am PDT #4288 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, going to get gas, go home, take a pill and order in.

My shoulders are so tight that joints are cracking when I push them back.