Let me see you stripped
down to the bone.
Let me see you make decisions
without your television...
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I HATE PEOPLE.
I HATE PEOPLE.
Are they nekkid?
I'D HATE THEM EVEN MORE.
Cause, ew. Did not want to go there.
I HATE PEOPLE.
Shhh. Don't say that so loud. Up With People might hear....
DOWN WITH PEOPLE!
People can be highly stupid and very annoying.
Oftentimes, I hate them too.
I'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before...
I'm tryin' hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!
(chorus)
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
Shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Need your love 1,2,3
Stop starin' at my D cup
Don't waste time, just give it to me
C'mon baby, just feel me up
C'mon, just give it up
Further proof (as if it were needed!) that Tom Cruise has completely flipped his gourd.
My favorite part? Dr. Tom Cruise, PhD in psychopharmacology:
When Lauer mentioned Cruise's earlier criticism of Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants, Cruise told the ''Today'' show co-host he didn't know what he was talking about.
''You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do,'' Cruise said.
The interview became more heated when Lauer, who said he knew people who had been helped by the attention-deficit disorder drug Ritalin, asked Cruise about the effects of the drug.
''Matt, Matt, you don't even -- you're glib,'' Cruise responded. ''You don't even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, OK. That's what I've done.''
I guess Tom Cruise is the only person that knows how to read
actually reading what he says makes me dizzy.