Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jun 23, 2005 7:29:22 am PDT #4001 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No swords?

County courthouse. Hence, metal detectors. (I'm sure we'll manage some swordyness at the big par-tay)


lori - Jun 23, 2005 7:30:24 am PDT #4002 of 10001

Congrats, amych, Steph, Tom&Nora!

sarameg, right?! WTF?


brenda m - Jun 23, 2005 7:30:35 am PDT #4003 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't think that counts as hail. There needs to be a more dramatic word for that that captures the OMGistheworldendingness?!? of that.


bon bon - Jun 23, 2005 7:31:44 am PDT #4004 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Congratulations, Amy. What is it with all the eloping around here?!


JZ - Jun 23, 2005 7:32:33 am PDT #4005 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The noogie-giving picture is quite possibly the very best wedding picture in the history of wedding pictures EVER.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2005 7:32:59 am PDT #4006 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is it with all the eloping around here?!

I'm still waiting for you to announce you have.

No pressure.


lori - Jun 23, 2005 7:34:35 am PDT #4007 of 10001

amych, the receipt also means you can return him. That's what Kat's dad told her. He had the receipt from the hospital from her birth.

Oh, those little raccoons almost make me forget how nasty looking they can be when grown.

Seriously. So many critters are so much cuter in the wee sizes. Yesterday I saw a pair of fawns grazing and goofing with momma deer, and they all needed to hop down and over a concrete walkway/staircase. Doofus baby tried to leap the whole thing in one bound, missed, bonked into the other side, donged the metal handrail. I went back to see how he was, and he decided to just take the stairs and walked up and around.


flea - Jun 23, 2005 7:34:53 am PDT #4008 of 10001
information libertarian

Love the noogies. Love the receipt. That's what my wedding lacked, noogies and a receipt! Damn, I'ma have to do it all over again...


Sue - Jun 23, 2005 7:35:16 am PDT #4009 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday Steph!


Maria - Jun 23, 2005 7:40:46 am PDT #4010 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

The pictures are wonderful, amych! Congratulations again to you and DH!

IO-wedding related-N, my parents have handed me their guest list. 164 freakin' guests. Plus 80 of our friends and co-workers, and 70 on his parents invite list, and our wedding for 200 could very well morph into the wedding that destroyed the universe. I'll give fair warning so y'all can seek shelter in an alternate dimension.