Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lori - Jun 23, 2005 7:34:35 am PDT #4007 of 10001

amych, the receipt also means you can return him. That's what Kat's dad told her. He had the receipt from the hospital from her birth.

Oh, those little raccoons almost make me forget how nasty looking they can be when grown.

Seriously. So many critters are so much cuter in the wee sizes. Yesterday I saw a pair of fawns grazing and goofing with momma deer, and they all needed to hop down and over a concrete walkway/staircase. Doofus baby tried to leap the whole thing in one bound, missed, bonked into the other side, donged the metal handrail. I went back to see how he was, and he decided to just take the stairs and walked up and around.


flea - Jun 23, 2005 7:34:53 am PDT #4008 of 10001
information libertarian

Love the noogies. Love the receipt. That's what my wedding lacked, noogies and a receipt! Damn, I'ma have to do it all over again...


Sue - Jun 23, 2005 7:35:16 am PDT #4009 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday Steph!


Maria - Jun 23, 2005 7:40:46 am PDT #4010 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

The pictures are wonderful, amych! Congratulations again to you and DH!

IO-wedding related-N, my parents have handed me their guest list. 164 freakin' guests. Plus 80 of our friends and co-workers, and 70 on his parents invite list, and our wedding for 200 could very well morph into the wedding that destroyed the universe. I'll give fair warning so y'all can seek shelter in an alternate dimension.


-t - Jun 23, 2005 7:42:07 am PDT #4011 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

164? Wow. That's almost as impressive as the hail.


Calli - Jun 23, 2005 7:43:37 am PDT #4012 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't think I even know 164 people by name. Wow. Thanks for the head's-up, MFNlaw. I'll see if the Dimension where Christian Bale Rubs My Neck and Shoulders While I Work has any openings.


Dana - Jun 23, 2005 7:43:42 am PDT #4013 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

From an AP story about a police chief in Opelousas, LA, who was just indicted:

Caillier was charged with obstruction of justice, criminal conspiracy, forgery, money laundering and public payroll fraud. He has not been suspended and has ignored calls for his resignation.

"These charges are merely allegations," he said. "Prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich if they want to."


bon bon - Jun 23, 2005 7:43:52 am PDT #4014 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm still waiting for you to announce you have.

our wedding for 200 could very well morph into the wedding that destroyed the universe.

I think we've got a more likely contender....


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2005 7:49:13 am PDT #4015 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the Dimension where Christian Bale Rubs My Neck and Shoulders While I Work

Put me down for the Dimension where Christian Bale Rubs My Neck and Shoulders While I Don't Work.

I think we've got a more likely contender....

Don't think your Jedi mind tricks will work on me, missy!


Maria - Jun 23, 2005 7:50:58 am PDT #4016 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

-t, the hail is the portent. 164 of my family's friends and business associates (primarily Italian-Americans) could consume the remaining food supply.

I don't think I even know 164 people by name. Wow. Thanks for the head's-up, MFNlaw. I'll see if the Dimension where Christian Bale Rubs My Neck and Shoulders While I Work has any openings.

Scary thing is, I know every last blessed one of them. The restaurant business is not good for keeping the circle of friends in the double digits.

Erm, screw the wedding. I want next dibs on the Christian Bale dimension.

I think we've got a more likely contender....

It's a serious thought. Vegas is looking pretty good right about now.