You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2005 4:05:44 am PDT #3944 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

NORA! You must tell us how things are going in the new digs!

We also need the amych nuptial story, natch.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2005 4:07:29 am PDT #3945 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aha, well, I don't become a Salem-ite till next Tuesday. But the house is empty and all ours. Tom gets to visit it all the time, but I don't. (he works nearby)


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2005 4:09:26 am PDT #3946 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Aha, well, I don't become a Salem-ite till next Tuesday. But the house is empty and all ours. Tom gets to visit it all the time, but I don't. (he works nearby)

Oh well - delay of gratification CAN be a good thing, but I'm sure in this case you just want to be all moved and stuff.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 4:11:27 am PDT #3947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hippos (and accompanying birdies) for Teppy!!!


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2005 4:15:04 am PDT #3948 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy natals, Teppy!

I was searching the web for more surf stuff, and found Walking On Water. I'm not sure of the market need for Christian surfing lessons, but power to them for choosing a name that makes me laugh.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 4:16:15 am PDT #3949 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Dude! I'm totally riding this wave for Christ!"


sumi - Jun 23, 2005 4:16:23 am PDT #3950 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

re: House Well, at some point she was talking to Dr. House about how she used ALL forms of birth control and still got pregnant and was so angry at God and realized that if you are angry at God you still believe in God, etc. House orders a full body scan of her and they discover an IUD still in place. A copper IUD. She is allergic to copper. The iud plus the new copper bottomed pans that she's been washing combined to give her the crazy symptoms. Oh, and House almost admitted that he'd made a mistake with that shot of epi he gave her.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 4:20:34 am PDT #3951 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fast food chain offers whale burgers


Nutty - Jun 23, 2005 4:21:29 am PDT #3952 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

why can't I light this flag on fire anyway? And of course the answer is, "because that would be fire in a crowded theatre."

My favorite gag in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is when one of them pauses, comes up to the lip of the stage, stares out into the audience, and bellows, "FIRE!!!"

The other stands back, waits, and finally comments something like, "Well, they'd all be goners."

(The joke only makes any sense if you are actually seeing the play performed.)


flea - Jun 23, 2005 4:23:30 am PDT #3953 of 10001
information libertarian

Happy Birthday Teppy!

Congratulations to amych and her (gasp) husband! We do want stories. Did you tell work yet?