Fast food chain offers whale burgers
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 4:20:34 am PDT #3951 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nutty - Jun 23, 2005 4:21:29 am PDT #3952 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
why can't I light this flag on fire anyway? And of course the answer is, "because that would be fire in a crowded theatre."
My favorite gag in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is when one of them pauses, comes up to the lip of the stage, stares out into the audience, and bellows, "FIRE!!!"
The other stands back, waits, and finally comments something like, "Well, they'd all be goners."
(The joke only makes any sense if you are actually seeing the play performed.)
flea - Jun 23, 2005 4:23:30 am PDT #3953 of 10001
information libertarian
Happy Birthday Teppy!
Congratulations to amych and her (gasp) husband! We do want stories. Did you tell work yet?
tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 4:30:01 am PDT #3954 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Re: Jeb Bush asking the FL state attorney to investigate Michael Schiavo:
The state attorney who has been pushed by the governor into pursuing this case told me yesterday he has seen nothing to indicate that a crime was committed. Nevertheless, the inquiry continues.
Governor Bush asked Bernie McCabe, the state attorney for Pinellas County, to "take a fresh look" at this already exhaustively investigated case to determine, among other things, whether Michael Schiavo had perhaps waited too long to call for help after discovering that his wife had collapsed early one morning 15 years ago.
Mr. McCabe did not seem particularly enthusiastic about his mission. "I wouldn't call it an investigation," he told me in a telephone conversation. The word "investigation," he said, "is a term of art in my business."
He then explained: "When I conduct an investigation, it would mean that I have a criminal predicate. In other words, that I have some indication that a crime has occurred. That's my job.
"In this circumstance, that does not exist at this time. So what I'm attempting to do is respond to the governor's request by conducting what I'm calling an 'inquiry' to see if I can resolve the issues he raised."
He chuckled at his use of the word inquiry. "It may be a distinction without a difference," he said.
This guy has kinda a dry sense of humor, huh?
brenda m - Jun 23, 2005 4:36:50 am PDT #3955 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Heh. I like him.
Gudanov - Jun 23, 2005 4:51:38 am PDT #3956 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Happy Birthday Steph!
Jesse - Jun 23, 2005 5:01:51 am PDT #3957 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy birthday, Steph!!
Fred Pete - Jun 23, 2005 5:06:00 am PDT #3958 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Teppy!
Lee - Jun 23, 2005 5:08:00 am PDT #3959 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
S T E P H ! !
Just for today, you don't suck.
Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2005 5:10:27 am PDT #3960 of 10001
brillig
Just for today, you don't suck.
The rest of the year, black hole, dude.