NILLY. STOP HAVING A NASTY VIRUS.
BEEP.
So, my not-even-a-question about whether the black eye was obvious has been answered. Me, I thought it was a slight swelling. The first guy at work I talked to started laughing and looked away and said he couldn't concentrate.
You should wear an eye patch, ita. That would help.
You should wear an eye patch, ita.
And then you should take pictures and post them here.
ION, You people are all scaring me with the Mondayness talk.
SPAM Cheesecake!
Not just SPAM Cheesecake, but
Savory International SPAM™ Cheesecake.
D'ya ever read the first sentence of an article and then decide not to read the rest?
Women may be able to fool their partners by faking an orgasm but a brain scanner will catch them out every time, a conference heard on Monday.
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Is having sex while connected to a brain scanner the latest thing? Maybe I'd know if I read the rest of the article....
I should have roped off my cube and posted signs that said "DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING."
Suddenly I'm having visions of House writing "DON'T CUT OFF" on both his legs.
Also, whyyy did I stay up so late last night? The only reason I could drag myself into work today was because I remembered that I'm only working 3 days this week.
Continued Dad-ma to Ms. Havisham and Susan. Good news.
Anime porn.
Oh yeah. Still probably should've gone to bed instead of trying to force an ending, though.
I miss my chair. This new chair sucks. Clearly, the only solution is for me to go get lunch and see if my chair made it over to the other building. Or my file cabinet.