Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2005 4:26:48 am PDT #3053 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, that's the first thing Tom( Cruise)'s done in a while that makes sense to me. I hate pranking, especially the concept of televising it.


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 4:30:43 am PDT #3054 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I saw that Cash. In my up all night daze, I've been searching for gossip.


Cashmere - Jun 20, 2005 4:39:02 am PDT #3055 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This one is good, too, Heather.

ita, I suppose the pranksters thought they could get away with it given recent highjinks.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2005 4:42:40 am PDT #3056 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I suppose the pranksters thought they could get away with it given recent highjinks.

The man's been so pissy and snippy when people went off script, even without getting him wet. Not sure how that was going to end without tears and legal action.


Laura - Jun 20, 2005 4:46:08 am PDT #3057 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I wonder if Brendon would wear a t-shirt with my scantily clad body on it?


Ginger - Jun 20, 2005 4:51:56 am PDT #3058 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I wonder if Brendon would wear a t-shirt with my scantily clad body on it?

All I can say is that if he ever does, there'd better be pictures.


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 4:53:52 am PDT #3059 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This made me laugh. Of course, I have had no sleep, so it may be less funny later.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2005 5:13:04 am PDT #3060 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Poor Tom! Scola, I mean. I have no sympathy for Cruise. Kind of sick and no shower is not the recipe for a good day.

I think I have too many jobs. Or possibly just too many ethics. I feel funny doing work for one job while I'm at another.


Laura - Jun 20, 2005 5:20:00 am PDT #3061 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{Tom}} May you find water when you get home. Can you just cancel the meetings and just head home? After you use the office bathroom of course.


Dana - Jun 20, 2005 5:57:40 am PDT #3062 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Over the course of the next two weeks, my office is being moved. Because I'm a contract worker, I'm kind of an odd duck. All of the departments around me got moved this weekend; I'm not being moved until some time this week.

I got in this morning, and my cube is pretty much the only one standing on this side of the building. Everything else around me looks like it was hit by a nuclear blast, and my cube somehow survived. Then I actually made it up to my cube.

My chair is gone.

My filing cabinet is gone.

My cube is partially deconstructed so that the shelf that the monitor sits on pivots on two corners.

I really want my chair back.