ita had sex with Carrot Top, didn't she?
(Please someone else tell me you remember the long, convoluted conversation about macking on celebrities that led to the conclusion that ita and Carrot Top did the nasty! It's not just me, is it?)
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2005 2:01:11 pm PDT #2895 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Trudy Booth - Jun 18, 2005 2:06:38 pm PDT #2896 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm pretty sure Carrot Top is just teaching ita to surf, Tep.
erikaj - Jun 18, 2005 2:18:06 pm PDT #2897 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah, Tep, I think I do.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2005 2:24:43 pm PDT #2898 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm pretty sure Carrot Top is just teaching ita to surf, Tep.
That could be a euphemism, though. Right? Right?
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 2:36:04 pm PDT #2899 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ideally bon should be here so I can say "No, I think it was about bon bon and kissing."
But she's not, though I'm going to take a moment to imagine her sputtering in horrified defensiveness.
*I* have seen Carrot Top naked. It wasn't a mutual thing, and he really needs to be more careful about where he puts his latex. Bon bon has a friend that had some beginner surf lessons from him, though.
Kat - Jun 18, 2005 2:43:23 pm PDT #2900 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita, Surf Academy was one possibility that I thouht about at one point.
This was the other because I like girl-focused lessons.
If you can afford the time and travel, I've heard very great things about Surf Goddesses, but it requires a trip to Bali.
Finally, Boardfolio has a ton of links so you can see what might work.
aurelia - Jun 18, 2005 2:57:48 pm PDT #2901 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Pete and Jilli should follow the link in my last post.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 2:57:54 pm PDT #2902 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thanks, Kat. I went with Surf Academy. Surfing is early.
Now I need to find a shooting range with classes.
bon bon - Jun 18, 2005 2:57:58 pm PDT #2903 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am going to kill you.
Kat - Jun 18, 2005 3:00:40 pm PDT #2904 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm so glad, bon bon, that for once, I wasn't the one who brought up Carrot top.
ita, there is a firing range in Burbank on Victory.