I'm pretty sure Carrot Top is just teaching ita to surf, Tep.
That could be a euphemism, though. Right? Right?
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2005 2:24:43 pm PDT #2898 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 2:36:04 pm PDT #2899 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ideally bon should be here so I can say "No, I think it was about bon bon and kissing."
But she's not, though I'm going to take a moment to imagine her sputtering in horrified defensiveness.
*I* have seen Carrot Top naked. It wasn't a mutual thing, and he really needs to be more careful about where he puts his latex. Bon bon has a friend that had some beginner surf lessons from him, though.
Kat - Jun 18, 2005 2:43:23 pm PDT #2900 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita, Surf Academy was one possibility that I thouht about at one point.
This was the other because I like girl-focused lessons.
If you can afford the time and travel, I've heard very great things about Surf Goddesses, but it requires a trip to Bali.
Finally, Boardfolio has a ton of links so you can see what might work.
aurelia - Jun 18, 2005 2:57:48 pm PDT #2901 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Pete and Jilli should follow the link in my last post.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 2:57:54 pm PDT #2902 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thanks, Kat. I went with Surf Academy. Surfing is early.
Now I need to find a shooting range with classes.
bon bon - Jun 18, 2005 2:57:58 pm PDT #2903 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am going to kill you.
Kat - Jun 18, 2005 3:00:40 pm PDT #2904 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm so glad, bon bon, that for once, I wasn't the one who brought up Carrot top.
ita, there is a firing range in Burbank on Victory.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 3:12:56 pm PDT #2905 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I DIDN'T BRING HIM UP EITHER.
Thanks, Kat. For some reason I have become obsessed with the LAX firing range, but they seem to be equally obsessed with not calling me back. And explaining to me why it's so damned difficult for them to offer what they advertise.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2005 3:23:47 pm PDT #2906 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
It was me. I brought up Carrot Top. To be fair, I had no previous bon + Carrot Top connection. Just ita, for some reason.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 3:24:39 pm PDT #2907 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can I pick someone else to be linked to?
Neither of the guys in People, though.
Just not him.