Sweetness, you go see Batman. I want to, but (a) our budget is indeed Teh Suck (but would take less of a hit with a single ticket), and (b) jury duty Tuesday, car shit yesterday, and doing the finding-a-legal-parking-space dance this morning have fucked my work week thoroughly. I don't think I can get out of here before nine tonight. I mean, I can, but I shouldn't, and if I do I'll only suffer all the more for it on Monday.

I hope that the clerk did it on purpose. That scenario makes me very happy.

Yeah, me too. I was laughing my ass off in my boss's office.

Will it work? I mean, what happens to the ticket?

Worked on her. She bought the second ticket. And even if it doesn't, you've driven someone mad who was apparently annoying you. That's a bargain for a dollar, if you end up buying it yourself. (And hey, she goes to a psychic - those coulda been some damn good numbers.)

Anyone ever heard of Joyce Myers? We had to dodge a whole lot of people going to hear her speak on our way downtown to the Latin Festival. I think she's a religious speaker. I didn't really pay attention, since I was focused on getting the best chicken chimichanga in the world.

bon!

Very clever. FTR Entenmann's frosted devil's food donuts are tres bon.

ETA: and bon is tres donut.

Kat, ew to SW3, which is not redeemed by Ewan adorableness.

Okay, cleaning my carpets myself? Am I INSANE??? Good god. On the other hand, I got almost all the nastiness out of the ever-growing stain in the living room (as of tonight's cleaning, Teh Stain was about as big as 2 dinner plates), and I think I can get the rest out tomorrow with one more shot.

I should have taken "before" pictures. But SA can attest to the patchwork staininess of my carpet.

Now I'm confined to my bedroom/kitchen/bathroom for a few hours while the carpet dries. I think I'm going to make some macaroni & cheese and watch some Firefly eps that I haven't seen yet, since I'm seeing the preview next week.

Because I know everyone wanted to be kept apprised of my evening.

Sweetness, you go see Batman.

Are you blind? Have you not seen the mental anguish wrought upon both ita and Teppy because they have no one with which to share their bat-gush?

I don't want to go alone. t /petulent

I want to drink cold gin and see a movie on a Friday night. Time to get like a grasshopper and ignore your inner ant.

And there's no fucking way you're working until 9pm. That's craxyass. It's FRIDAY. Does that mean nothing to you?

Time to get like a grasshopper and ignore your inner ant.

My ant is all outer, and my inner grasshopper is huddled in a corner quaking and quivering while my outer ant clicks its mandibles and howls, "FILING! CHART NOTES! MORE FILING! WHAT ABOUT THE FILING? NOTES FOR THE SICK CHILDREN! NOTES FOR THE SICK BABIES! HURRY! HURRY! FILE LIKE THE WIND, YOU SLACKING CRICKETFUCKER!"

Have you not seen the mental anguish wrought upon both ita and Teppy because they have no one with which to share their bat-gush?

Dude, I saw it by myself and lived. I actually prefer going to movies by myself. I can lose myself in the voyeuristic aspect of it.

That said, if I had a wife, I'd want her to go to the movie with me, too.

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My ant is all outer, and my inner grasshopper is huddled in a corner quaking and quivering while my outer ant clicks its mandibles and howls

Good god, I love the two of you as a couple. Can a person have a crush on a couple?

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