Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books!

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:00:02 pm PDT #1959 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now, you may be content to lie back and let Goldfinger's laser to bisect you while Prince crooned "Erotic City" in your ear

Come on. I think in that scenario Prince would be obligated to sing Goldfinger's theme song.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2005 3:02:24 pm PDT #1960 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think in that scenario Prince would be obligated to sing Goldfinger's theme song.

ita's not going to lie down and die happily because of a song John Barry wrote.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:02:35 pm PDT #1961 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So this guy dropped his cellphone, and while he was looking for it a train hit him in the head.

[link]

He's OK, but they never found his phone.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2005 3:03:58 pm PDT #1962 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Even better note where it happened:

The incident happened shortly before 11 p.m. Monday at the Sox/35th Street station near U.S. Cellular Field on the city's South Side, police said.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:05:37 pm PDT #1963 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

U.S. Cellular Field

I refuse to call it that.

Even though it's a sucky stadium.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:06:43 pm PDT #1964 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Onion headline:

Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self

(no story, just the headline.)


Sue - Jun 14, 2005 3:06:51 pm PDT #1965 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I think JRM might be handy with a weapon. And he'd fight dirty.


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 3:16:18 pm PDT #1966 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I think JRM might be handy with a weapon. And he'd fight dirty.

Have you seen him run, Sue?


lori - Jun 14, 2005 3:22:43 pm PDT #1967 of 10001

Listened to two TALs today already; officemate and I are dying over David Sedaris's Billie Holiday.

I heard actual Billie Holiday on NPR this morning, and as always, have to do a quick double take to make sure it's not David Sedaris.

JRM, so not handy.


Lee - Jun 14, 2005 3:27:06 pm PDT #1968 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Lori! Hi! I was just about to ask if anyone still had a link to the dog in elk story, because I want to send it to my aunt. If anyone has a link to the gay cats in the ceiling story, that would also be much appreciated.