So this guy dropped his cellphone, and while he was looking for it a train hit him in the head.
He's OK, but they never found his phone.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:02:35 pm PDT #1961 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jun 14, 2005 3:03:58 pm PDT #1962 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Even better note where it happened:
The incident happened shortly before 11 p.m. Monday at the Sox/35th Street station near U.S. Cellular Field on the city's South Side, police said.
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:05:37 pm PDT #1963 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
U.S. Cellular Field
I refuse to call it that.
Even though it's a sucky stadium.
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 3:06:43 pm PDT #1964 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Onion headline:
Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self
(no story, just the headline.)
Sue - Jun 14, 2005 3:06:51 pm PDT #1965 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I think JRM might be handy with a weapon. And he'd fight dirty.
Kat - Jun 14, 2005 3:16:18 pm PDT #1966 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I think JRM might be handy with a weapon. And he'd fight dirty.
Have you seen him run, Sue?
lori - Jun 14, 2005 3:22:43 pm PDT #1967 of 10001
Listened to two TALs today already; officemate and I are dying over David Sedaris's Billie Holiday.
I heard actual Billie Holiday on NPR this morning, and as always, have to do a quick double take to make sure it's not David Sedaris.
JRM, so not handy.
Lee - Jun 14, 2005 3:27:06 pm PDT #1968 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Lori! Hi! I was just about to ask if anyone still had a link to the dog in elk story, because I want to send it to my aunt. If anyone has a link to the gay cats in the ceiling story, that would also be much appreciated.
lori - Jun 14, 2005 3:31:39 pm PDT #1969 of 10001
Hey Perkins! For dogs in elk, just google it - the MIT version has the best formatting, and includes re-creation photos done in pumpkin and ketchup.
sarameg might have a link to the gay ceiling cats.
lori - Jun 14, 2005 3:32:34 pm PDT #1970 of 10001
[link] Dogs in Elk, a Halloween Tribute.