Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 2:11:10 pm PDT #1942 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can count at least 20+ true compact cars in regular sized spaces.

What the hell is a true compact car (apart from sportscars and those sneaky Kias)? I would have put the Jetta on the list, except I've parked in compact spots and they're really not roomy.


Allyson - Jun 14, 2005 2:11:30 pm PDT #1943 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Shouldn't there be labels for Humvees and such? I hate it when I park and come out to my normal car and find I am sandwiched between a Hummer and a Suburban.

AND WHO NAMES A CAR AFTER A BLOWJOB? The next edition of Hummers should be called Jizz Splooges or something.


Aims - Jun 14, 2005 2:12:41 pm PDT #1944 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What the hell is a true compact car

I mostly see the sports cars, Escorts, Festivas, etc. As for true compact, I'm not sure what the definition is except for what rental car companies say.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 2:12:55 pm PDT #1945 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which tangentially reminds me -- is scully slang for any sort of sexual oddjobbery?


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 2:14:00 pm PDT #1946 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jerry Lewis
Carrottop
Paris Hilton

See. David, you get where I was headed. But I was trying to pull celebrities I actually like in some contexts, as opposed to celebs who are just generally useless and icky.

I'm in agreement with ita. As much as I like Adam Brody I would NOT want him trying to help save my ass if my ass needed saving. That could only end in sadness and misery.


sarameg - Jun 14, 2005 2:16:20 pm PDT #1947 of 10001

My brother says they might represent really bad, but functional, sex. He drove the army ones. Hated 'em, but they'll attempt any maneuver you make. Just as painfully as possible.

I get dents in my car compact spaces or no. People are free with the flinging open doors here.

A friend of mine had her foot run over holding a space for her dad to parallel park in SF. Her dad was just parallel with the car in front and some jerk decided to muscle in. She didn't break her foot, luckily. What got the jerk to move was that she developed a nosebleed right then and bled on his car. I think that freaked him out.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 2:18:54 pm PDT #1948 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

she developed a nosebleed right then and bled on his car

She's so cool. I'd let her rescue me from terrorists.

Unlike JRM. Unless it was just a matter of me running faster than him, and having the bad guys distracted by the flailing.


Kristen - Jun 14, 2005 2:20:51 pm PDT #1949 of 10001

What the hell is a true compact car (apart from sportscars and those sneaky Kias)?

I dunno either. Daewoos? I know it's not Charisse.


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 2:21:11 pm PDT #1950 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, you have to choose one, ita, to rescue you from terrorists: JRM or Adam Brody?

Tough call.


sarameg - Jun 14, 2005 2:22:44 pm PDT #1951 of 10001

She's a teeny little pale redhead with a soft little-girl voice. She gets a lot of phone calls where the caller asks to talk to her parents. She gets annoyed by this. She's a bit of a badass, attitudewise.