They were right to "let him in".
If his name was Mohammed and he was carrying a spork, they would have just sent him to Saudi Arabia for torture.
US Citizen with bloody chainsaw? No problem!!!
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jun 07, 2005 1:24:45 pm PDT #184 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Kristen - Jun 07, 2005 1:39:17 pm PDT #185 of 10001
Hey! Stop stealing, and then embellishing, my schtick.
Allyson - Jun 07, 2005 1:40:50 pm PDT #186 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The spork is what makes it funny.
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 1:41:36 pm PDT #187 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, I just saw possibly the stupidest "eat cereal to lose weight" ad ever. They say "studies suggest" that eating Special K instead of cake and ice cream as an evening snack may help you lose weight. Um, really?? Fewer calories may help you lose weight?? STUNNING.
DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 1:51:01 pm PDT #188 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
R.I.P. Anne Bancroft
msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 1:51:53 pm PDT #189 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The email FINALLY got to me. must go read it over and make sure that all is ok.
Jessica - Jun 07, 2005 1:59:33 pm PDT #190 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What if you sprinkle Special K on top of your ice cream? Does it still work?
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2005 2:01:00 pm PDT #191 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, just think of the craxy e-mail feedback we'd get.
Do you think ... maybe you could ... injure your right hand a little? Near the wrist? Please?
an accredited US university that won't enroll you or give you an ID unless you're either a citizen or a resident alien with all your paperwork in order
Wait? No foreign students? What school was that?
Steph L. - Jun 07, 2005 2:03:26 pm PDT #192 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
sprinkle Special K
My god! THIS is what a "kprinkle" is!!!!
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 2:05:10 pm PDT #193 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
KPRINKLE!!!
My god (which I just somehow typoed as "toe" -- ha!) -- it was a word just waiting for its definition!!
(Edit: and at least I figured out how god became toe -- my left hand was a row up. I was afraid it was Freudian!!)