Hey! Stop stealing, and then embellishing, my schtick.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Jun 07, 2005 1:39:17 pm PDT #185 of 10001
Allyson - Jun 07, 2005 1:40:50 pm PDT #186 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The spork is what makes it funny.
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 1:41:36 pm PDT #187 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, I just saw possibly the stupidest "eat cereal to lose weight" ad ever. They say "studies suggest" that eating Special K instead of cake and ice cream as an evening snack may help you lose weight. Um, really?? Fewer calories may help you lose weight?? STUNNING.
DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 1:51:01 pm PDT #188 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
R.I.P. Anne Bancroft
msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 1:51:53 pm PDT #189 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The email FINALLY got to me. must go read it over and make sure that all is ok.
Jessica - Jun 07, 2005 1:59:33 pm PDT #190 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What if you sprinkle Special K on top of your ice cream? Does it still work?
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2005 2:01:00 pm PDT #191 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, just think of the craxy e-mail feedback we'd get.
Do you think ... maybe you could ... injure your right hand a little? Near the wrist? Please?
an accredited US university that won't enroll you or give you an ID unless you're either a citizen or a resident alien with all your paperwork in order
Wait? No foreign students? What school was that?
Steph L. - Jun 07, 2005 2:03:26 pm PDT #192 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
sprinkle Special K
My god! THIS is what a "kprinkle" is!!!!
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 2:05:10 pm PDT #193 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
KPRINKLE!!!
My god (which I just somehow typoed as "toe" -- ha!) -- it was a word just waiting for its definition!!
(Edit: and at least I figured out how god became toe -- my left hand was a row up. I was afraid it was Freudian!!)
amych - Jun 07, 2005 2:08:01 pm PDT #194 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, thank doG, we have finally learnt to understand our kprinkle.