Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach
Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 9:01:26 am PDT #1812 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 9:01:40 am PDT #1813 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Why do they call it the "frog bra"?
"So you can jump without bouncing"
DavidS - Jun 14, 2005 9:02:17 am PDT #1814 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, go ahead and be gay, but for heaven's sake don't be snotty.
I'm down with that.
Emily - Jun 14, 2005 9:10:59 am PDT #1815 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Just so long as it happens on one of my good days, okay? Because I think I'm snotty from time to time.
Steph L. - Jun 14, 2005 9:12:13 am PDT #1816 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sodom's sin was actually inhospitality, not buttsex. For real.
Dana, have you ever clapped when a waitress drops a tray of glasses?
Don't you feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain?
Being on an elevator when somebody shouts, "Hold the door!"
Emily - Jun 14, 2005 9:14:39 am PDT #1817 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Sodom's sin was actually inhospitality, not buttsex. For real.
I think it's a little late to change the usage, though.
"Can you believe they asked me to find a hotel room instead of staying with them? How sodomous!" "I know. My in-laws are sodomites too."
Sue - Jun 14, 2005 9:14:50 am PDT #1818 of 10001
hip deep in pie
it only leads to Crocodile Rock.
But that song makes me happy!
You're name isn't Sue and you weren't violently shy as a child who had conniptions whenever someone teased you with a song with your name in it.
Also on that list:
Runaround Sue
Wake up Little Susie
Boy named Sue
Susie-Q by CCR
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2005 9:19:09 am PDT #1819 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
psst. Sue is a dinosaur at the Chicago Field Museum....
Emily - Jun 14, 2005 9:26:29 am PDT #1820 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh yeah? Well, “EMILY is every woman who has ever sat at a business meeting while someone else took credit for her good work."
Hey, I contain multitudes.
shrift - Jun 14, 2005 9:29:46 am PDT #1821 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think I just pimped The Decemberists to a coworker without even trying. But then again, it's hard to resist The Mariner's Revenge Song.