I'm home! Did you miss me?

But I swear I never saw a Tim Horton's in Vancouver.

There is one in the airport, and I know I saw others.

The first time my mother called today, she left a message saying "I hear you guys had an earthquake!"

The second time was to tell me they'd just had one.

If there's an earthquake in South London, I apologise to everyone affected on behalf of my accursed family.

That is freaky, ita.

I have too much stuff waiting for me on my tivo. I think I may be too tired to do the Inside justice right now. What else was good last week/this weekend?

Too funny. I think they felt it more than we did ours.

When I called my mother back the first time, I told her nothing was damaged, but I Was worried about my alcohol -- she sympathised because she'd lost rum in the last earthquake.

My father was all "5.6, that's not much of a quake" and explaining that the big one might be coming and LA would disappear. I pointed out that Jamaica had already lost most of a city to a quake, so he wasn't that safe ... so perhaps it was my fault. I needed to get a seismic "I told you so" leveraged at my father.

I think it was your fault, ita. You should try sacrificing more goats buttermilk pancakes.

ita, stop causing earthquakes please.

Did anyone see Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Lori, Polgara and I just went and holy mother of god. I think Brad Pitt needs to do a series of comic roles because I love him when he brings in the funny.

And.... there was the bonus appearance of Adam Brody who I had forgotten was running around last summer saying he was working on a movie with Brad Pitt. I just hadn't realized it was THIS movie.

I saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith and I agree. Very funny, many laugh out moments. The pacing was off in parts, and I think the movie coulda been a bit shorter, but all-in-all much better than I expected.

Pitt and Brody together? Comedy gold. Pitt, unlike lots of actors, is even sexier when he does funny. It's nice.