I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 9:48:53 am PDT #122 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dag, people! I go out to run a few errands (OK, and go to the movies), the board goes down, and there's STILL a pile of messages in the new Natter when I get back? CRAXY.

I think I'm going to pretend that The Tale of Jon B and FAQ Girl is fictional, because otherwise, I don't think I can take it.


Vonnie K - Jun 07, 2005 9:50:05 am PDT #123 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Thanks! I figured something similar.

Clearly, this needs to be in the FAQ.

Clearly.


Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:50:41 am PDT #124 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I don't know, Nora's getting a little extreme, but it is true -- FAQ Girl has essentially the same problem as Saturday Night Live, with the mouth not being able to make those sounds too close together, so something gets elided. Is it eliding that I mean? Anyway, vw and I end up saying things like, "And FAQ (pause) Girl looks so nice in that dress!"

Okay, we don't say it a lot. I haven't seen her in months. But we said it about the wedding photos.


DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 9:51:03 am PDT #125 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

But she's going to need a new nom de post, because saying FAQ Girl out loud doesn't work.

We were discussing this very subject down in NOLA. For one thing, her actual name is still available.


-t - Jun 07, 2005 9:52:52 am PDT #126 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

He met her on the subway train
She looked up at smiled at him
You get the picture? (yes we see)
That's when he fell for the Girl we know as FAQ


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:53:46 am PDT #127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Monster Engine

An adult artist takes drawings of monsters and superheros by children and "fleshes them out" while maintaining the same proportions.

Cool and creepy....


Aims - Jun 07, 2005 9:54:17 am PDT #128 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t dies at the romantic schmoop


Kat - Jun 07, 2005 10:06:45 am PDT #129 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ROBIN?! Are you still here? I have a proposition for you.


Nutty - Jun 07, 2005 10:07:46 am PDT #130 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The funniest part is that FAQ Girl/Wife has been called by this name, and laughed, and was totally okay with being called that. (I did learn to say her real name after several moments of memory-lapse.) Like, it is one thing to call yourself Nutty online, and then have people call you Nutty in person, but another thing entirely when you did not originate the nickname (and were not even present at the creation).


Scrappy - Jun 07, 2005 10:08:05 am PDT #131 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am in and out until 1:15. Proposition away. babe.