Why is FAQ girl called the FAQ girl, btw?
Clearly, this needs to be in the FAQ.
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jun 07, 2005 9:46:19 am PDT #119 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2005 9:46:27 am PDT #120 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hm, we could use her name!
msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 9:47:09 am PDT #121 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
NORA! That is CRAZY TALK!
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 9:48:53 am PDT #122 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dag, people! I go out to run a few errands (OK, and go to the movies), the board goes down, and there's STILL a pile of messages in the new Natter when I get back? CRAXY.
I think I'm going to pretend that The Tale of Jon B and FAQ Girl is fictional, because otherwise, I don't think I can take it.
Vonnie K - Jun 07, 2005 9:50:05 am PDT #123 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Thanks! I figured something similar.
Clearly, this needs to be in the FAQ.
Clearly.
Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:50:41 am PDT #124 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I don't know, Nora's getting a little extreme, but it is true -- FAQ Girl has essentially the same problem as Saturday Night Live, with the mouth not being able to make those sounds too close together, so something gets elided. Is it eliding that I mean? Anyway, vw and I end up saying things like, "And FAQ (pause) Girl looks so nice in that dress!"
Okay, we don't say it a lot. I haven't seen her in months. But we said it about the wedding photos.
DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 9:51:03 am PDT #125 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
But she's going to need a new nom de post, because saying FAQ Girl out loud doesn't work.
We were discussing this very subject down in NOLA. For one thing, her actual name is still available.
-t - Jun 07, 2005 9:52:52 am PDT #126 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
He met her on the subway train
She looked up at smiled at him
You get the picture? (yes we see)
That's when he fell for the Girl we know as FAQ
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:53:46 am PDT #127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
An adult artist takes drawings of monsters and superheros by children and "fleshes them out" while maintaining the same proportions.
Cool and creepy....
Aims - Jun 07, 2005 9:54:17 am PDT #128 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t dies at the romantic schmoop