Can you imagine the power of an infinite number of Theremins, bringing down defenses, shattering eardrums.
Somehow "piercing" and "woo-woo-woo" don't quite go together in my mind.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jun 07, 2005 9:37:21 am PDT #106 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hil R. - Jun 07, 2005 9:37:33 am PDT #107 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The function f is differentiable on the interval 0 < x < 4. If f(1)=1 and f(3)=7, then for some 1 < c < 3, f'(c) must be equal to:
1, 2, 3, 4, or 6?
3. It's the mean value theorem: for some value on the interval, the slope must be equal to the average slope, which is (7-1)/(3-1) = 3.
JZ - Jun 07, 2005 9:37:40 am PDT #108 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jon, that is just about the sweetest story ever. Even with the Tex Avery moments, just so damn sweet. Millions of congratulations all over again!
Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2005 9:38:33 am PDT #109 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
haha, I loved the Tex Avery moments.
amych - Jun 07, 2005 9:38:58 am PDT #110 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
But fate had other plans and now we have two anniversaries to remember.
I tend to get around this problem by just not remembering them.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:39:45 am PDT #111 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, there are an infininte number of functions that would fulfill that criteria. The function could be a straight line with slope of 2 3. If not, then say it is a function that has a slope of less than 2 3 for part of that interval. Then another part must have a slope of greater than two, and since it's differentiable then there must also be a point with a slope of 2 3 in there....
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:40:36 am PDT #112 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
3. It's the mean value theorem: for some value on the interval, the slope must be equal to the average slope, which is (7-1)/(3-1) = 3.
Argh!
I get the concept right but flunk on the basic math part!!!!
eta: I drew a little graph but made a mistake - I plotted f(1) = 3 for some reason.....
Vonnie K - Jun 07, 2005 9:44:10 am PDT #113 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Aww, that's just the sweetest story evah.
t resolves to ride the subway more often
t realizes the current city of residence has no subway system. sigh dejectedly
Why is FAQ girl called the FAQ girl, btw? Is it because Jon is the Master of the FAQ?
Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:44:42 am PDT #114 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Excellent. Thank you, Hil, I've put it on my list of things to review. I was trying to do it by reasoning, and I was getting 2. Which is weird, cause now that I look at it? 3.
Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 9:45:09 am PDT #115 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Why is FAQ girl called the FAQ girl, btw?
I think Cindy coined it. I first "introduced" her to the board via an earlier version of that FAQ.