Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 4:02:20 pm PDT #9969 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Child abuse, kiddie pageants, whatever.


Hil R. - Jul 11, 2005 4:06:01 pm PDT #9970 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The instructions for parents bringing their kids to have the photos taken recommends that they bring a fall or hair extensions, since "Most children's natural hair is not thick enough to maintain pageant hairstyles."


Trudy Booth - Jul 11, 2005 4:31:34 pm PDT #9971 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

salespeople always want to show me minimizer bras.

Dude! I like them big! Get to cantelievering these puppies and earn your comission, chica!


billytea - Jul 11, 2005 5:03:23 pm PDT #9972 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Someone on lj just intimated he wants my advice about something...is it wrong if that makes me wonder either a: when the hell he lost all of his real friends and family in an epidemic... b. how awful the poor guy's life must be if I look wise. Poor bastard.

Remind him that the Chinese character for risk is "opportunity riding the dangerous wind", and invite him to guess which part you'll be playing.


Lee - Jul 11, 2005 5:11:25 pm PDT #9973 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

How come you guys haven't killed the thread yet?


askye - Jul 11, 2005 5:12:10 pm PDT #9974 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

The black and white pictures are even creepier. Those pictures are just fucked up.


beth b - Jul 11, 2005 5:18:24 pm PDT #9975 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I prefer the fetish wear over the creepy doll pictures


meara - Jul 11, 2005 5:36:19 pm PDT #9976 of 10001

but I love the pyramid by deepest twilight.

Yeah, that was awesome--the sound and light show was totally cheesy, and yet it was still amazing. I wished I had a tripod, though--there were a lot of night shots that would've been better/less blurry that way! Things to know for next time. (Screw "once in a lifetime trip"! I wanna go again!)

ut did you ever put up a link to any photos from the visit to Egypt?

Yep, Fay--I put it in Beep Me! (Oh, good, you found them)

All I got where two shots of a spiky haired blond, the first of which featured another cute girl who isn't you

The other "cute girl" (not the blonde) is Juliana!

Who is spiky haired blond?

Heh. That would be the HOTT part of the weekend (as opposed to HOT, which there was also plenty of)

My office bldg. is having a blood drive today, and I wasn't allowed to donate because of all the gay sex with druggies who lived in England and ate a lot of beef

Sounds like fun, Teppy!

Congrats on owning a new camp, Laura! Good to see you back!

igure out if there is anything that would help with the cramps that are waking me up out of a sound sleep every month

Go on the pill and skip the periods altogether?


brenda m - Jul 11, 2005 5:55:49 pm PDT #9977 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That looks fabulous, Laura. And your boys are so cute.


Glamcookie - Jul 11, 2005 6:05:52 pm PDT #9978 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Those Keene kids are creepy as hell.

So far in my NC visit, I've had:

  • Chick-Fil-A
  • Fried okra (twice)
  • Grits (three times)
  • BBQ pork ribs
  • Hush puppies
  • Black eyed peas
  • Homemade banana pudding
  • Cheerwine
  • Collard greens

Still to get:

  • Boiled peanuts