You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jul 11, 2005 7:50:15 am PDT #9792 of 10001
Because books.

Timelies all.

Hopefully, it will cause much confusion that will increase Amy's sales. :)

And Cindy gets it in one! Even Jake saw something about it, and said, "Mom! Did you know they made a movie of your book?!" Sadly, no. But a girl can dream -- that as Cindy said, confusion will spike book sales. Hee.

Heh, -t, well, it appears to be running every night.

I would love to see the first few seasons of TAR. We don't get that channel either. We do get Hallmark, though!

t /sarcasm


Lee - Jul 11, 2005 7:53:04 am PDT #9793 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I discovered this morning that I do get the Gameshow network, so now all of the old TARs shall be mine.

Mine, I tell you, Mine!

It's possible I've had too much coffee this morning, isn't it?


Steph L. - Jul 11, 2005 7:58:38 am PDT #9794 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

too much coffee

There is no such thing.

My office bldg. is having a blood drive today, and I wasn't allowed to donate because of all the gay sex with druggies who lived in England and ate a lot of beef I just finished antibiotics for my sinus infection *this* morning, and you have to have been off them for at least 24 hours. Bollocks.


DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 8:00:22 am PDT #9795 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My hermitude has been broken. My boss walked into my office and talked to me and stuff.

On the plus side, she didn't ask for anything more demanding than to get a new key for a filing cabinet.

I'm willing to tolerate one human interaction per two hours as long as they're equally undemanding. Like, for example, the mail people putting something into my basket and I say, "Hey Ray. Thanks."


Steph L. - Jul 11, 2005 8:03:25 am PDT #9796 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My hermitude has been broken. My boss walked into my office and talked to me and stuff.

Fie!

I'm willing to tolerate one human interaction per two hours as long as they're equally undemanding.

I suppose that's an acceptable compromise.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 8:05:30 am PDT #9797 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss came over to my side of the building to talk to me about the partially disassembled rebuilt carburetor I have laying about. He enlightened me as to the possible source of a gasoline leak, so I don't mind the lesson.


Steph L. - Jul 11, 2005 8:05:39 am PDT #9798 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Also, I am paralyzingly bored. Someone entertain me, PLEASE.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 8:06:18 am PDT #9799 of 10001
What is even happening?

Teppy, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 8:06:33 am PDT #9800 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I suppose that's an acceptable compromise.

I think I'm being very flexible, all things considered. We caught Triplets of Belleville on TiVo so we sat around watching it this morning and it put me in a dreamy headspace that does not want any intrusions from reality.

Btw, La Tep, did you send that song along to your Cyberman? Did he have it already?


Steph L. - Jul 11, 2005 8:08:12 am PDT #9801 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Teppy, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Nine.

Btw, La Tep, did you send that song along to your Cyberman? Did he have it already?

Um, no I haven't, because I am lazy and I suck; so I don't know if he has it already.