Ibuprofen?

I'd be all like "Well, if we're gonna wait and see if it gets better, I'd like some freaking Vicodin for 5 days of the month."

Anne, if you really want to know:

I am intitled to my opinion as much as the next person and I think teacehers should be PROUD of what they do and are ROLE MODELS for youth. That's all I was saying you do not have to be so angry about it. But I am not supriised that a person like you are who have would write such an angry letter back at me. I should write your school adn tell them what a bitch yuo are but since you are not teaching my children I can tell you would just like that as a way to feel ike you are somebody important. So I think you can just FUCK OFF and one day you will probably be fired for being a FUCKING WHORE as I am sur eyou are from how you talked to people you don't know.

Don't worry I won't writ eyou again, because I am a better person and have better things to do with my day than waste on somene LIKE YOU!"

Cut and pasted, baby. Methinks I pissed her off.

Oh, well -- this FUCKINH WHORE will just cry, cry, cry herself to sleep tonight.

ION, my new kitty Tulip is officially disease free, so now I can let the cat roam the house tonight, instead of listening to one yowl pathetically outside my bedroom.

Much, much ~ma for Connie & DH.

My dad still says "Don't get caught!" (in a cheerful voice, of course) whenever we part ways.

Plei, you don't really need to see Newsies, do you? I can loan you Empire of the Sun, Velvet Goldmine, Reign of Fire, or American Psycho to talk you off that ledge.

JZ's new boots are very nifty. Too stompy-looking to work with my wardrobe, so I won't be ordering them. I will, instead, go back to my usual search on eBay for 'goth+buckles+pointy'.

Yay Tulip.

I'm finding it incredibly funny that she's telling you to fuck off after accusing you of moral turpitude.

Erin, I am stunned by that woman's emails to you. Do you want to borrow one of my waist cinchers for the wedding, for extra "Look at me, I'm a freak AND a teacher!" points?

Teacehers clearly didn't have much effect on her, Erin. And what about the way she talked to a person she didn't know?

You can at least be glad that you're not going to be a FUCKING WHORE in her school district.

Erin, that's hysterical. No wonder her cousin can't stand her.

Isn't it GREAT!? I've gone past anger to stunned gleeful mockage.

Jilli, if she ends up coming, yes, yes, I would. I'm not angry, but I'm sure as fuck vindictive.

Jilli, if she ends up coming, yes, yes, I would. I'm not angry, but I'm sure as fuck vindictive.

No problem, just let me know. Want an especially big hat and some hatpins, too?

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

For a woman who thinks teacher + slutgear = BAD ROLE MODEL, she sure is quick with the gutter language!

And the asscaps were a nice touch.