My dad just called to make sure all of my Buffistas were ok. He's a sweetie.

I just called my mom and asked her didn't we know people in London, we'd stayed with them on our way to India that one time, and she was like, yeah, so-and-so and so-and-so, and I'm like, are they all right, and she's like what? She had no idea.

As I figured, we have a lot of extended family in London. Bollocks.

My dad just called to make sure all of my Buffistas were ok. He's a sweetie

Aww, that's nice.

Honestly, that was probably thought #2 this AM. It still amazes me how much of a life you people have become.

Oddly, thought #3 was a groggy "Bush isn't wearing a power suit."

Holy crap.

One of my extended family over there...is a bus driver.

But he's all right. Totally safe.

No fraternizing with locals? Huh. I mean, I guess I can understand it if you're say, a nuclear scientist or something, but who the fuck are you supposed to talk to? Isn't the point of diplomacy to establish cordial relations with other countries? Isn't TALKING to them part of that?

I would be a horrible diplomat.

Upside: I've lost a total of 59.5 lbs

DAMN, Aimee! Since when? How'd you do it?

Bastardized Weight Watchers points sytem and at least 3 times a week, instead of a full dinner, I have a bowl of cereal. Works pretty well. I have only been walking (about a mile a day) and crunches at night when I remember. And since the day before I had Em. I figure 20 lbs was her and all the fluids and placenta. But the rest is all me.

Aimee, 59.5? Empress, I am not worthy.

TOTALLY worthy. Sillyhead. I have a bridesmaid dress to get into. And, I'm a bit craxy when it comes to BIDs. I look up websites that still sell and ship ephedra and gaze longingly at them. BUT - I will not order. I made promises.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say DAMN, Aimee!

Upside: I've lost a total of 59.5 lbs

DAMN, Aimee! Since when? How'd you do it?

Dude, she SO cheated. Had this surgical procedure and lost about 8 pounds of it in about an hour.

When you get a job, if you don't show up, you're not gonna get 30% of your paycheck, just because $0 is mean.

Yeah, but if you only work one hour, you're not going to get 50% of your paycheck, either. So I'm thinking it would have been more logical to adjust it that way. In any case, I'm not actually agreeing with it. But a whole bunch of teachers voted for it, and it seems unlikely that they're all touchy-feely non-accountability suckers, so I'm trying to figure out the thinking behind it.

ETA: Part of it, I think, is the whole problem with grades, that they carry a significance severely out of balance with how seriously kids are capable of taking the work. I'm not sure that was an actual sentence, but regardless.

Hello, Bitches! I am back at my desk after two weeks of vacation. I have made it through half the email and have avoided picking up the phone to get my messages. Maybe after the next cup of coffee.

Important things I learned while on vacation: Lilty is lovely, Princess Tickybox has the most adorable cheeks, and Plei and Jilli have bogarted all the beautiful.

A few odd pics, but not of the Buffistas, because I am hopeless with a camera and I haven't gotten everything developed.

I will never catch up with two weeks of postings, so hugs and glitter to those in need, glitter and hugs to everyone else.

Back to figuring out what happened while I was gone!