Hee.
I dreamt that P-C and I were living together and I cheated on him and left him for John Cusack. Later, when I went back to get stuff, he called me a "First Class Whore" and then we were friends.
We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history.
Jonathan ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Jul 06, 2005 7:06:45 am PDT #8749 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
-t - Jul 06, 2005 7:06:58 am PDT #8750 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I keep dreaming that I'm getting married again. To DH. Because there was something wrong with the first wedding and we have to do it again, for some reason.
tommyrot - Jul 06, 2005 7:09:25 am PDT #8751 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
he called me a "First Class Whore" and then we were friends.
That's the best part.
tommyrot - Jul 06, 2005 7:10:04 am PDT #8752 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because there was something wrong with the first wedding and we have to do it again, for some reason.
That happened to Mr. and Mrs. Howell on Gilligan's Island.
Emily - Jul 06, 2005 7:10:10 am PDT #8753 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So long as it's first class.
Strix - Jul 06, 2005 7:10:18 am PDT #8754 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dude! John Cusack! How could you NOT?
And, hey, at least you were a first-class whore. That's SOMETHING.
Hil R. - Jul 06, 2005 7:10:27 am PDT #8755 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Cutie baby pictures! (Just caught up. I think I am dead from all the cute.)
I'm having one of my periodic "what do I do with my life?" crises. Right now, it's pretty much that there are way too many things I want to do, and there's no way to do all of them, and I realize that I've been falling into a pattern of just doing nothing, rather than trying to figure out what it is I really want to do, and I really want to get out of that pattern.
(But right now, what I really need to do is go grocery shopping, which would require getting dressed and walking down to the Watergate, which I don't feel like doing because it's probably going to rain. But my choices seem to be "get wet" or "be hungry.")
Lilty Cash - Jul 06, 2005 7:11:23 am PDT #8756 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Later, when I went back to get stuff, he called me a "First Class Whore" and then we were friends.
Laughs forever.
Aims - Jul 06, 2005 7:11:37 am PDT #8757 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's the best part.
Heh. If only you had been there for the John Cusack sex.
Dude! John Cusack! How could you NOT?
I KNOW! And that's what P-C said yesterday, too.
And I am ALWAYS First Class.
-t - Jul 06, 2005 7:14:16 am PDT #8758 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm sorry, P-C, I'd leave you for John Cusack, too.
Getting wet is better than being hungry, Hil. Though possibly I am saying that because I am currently hungry and dry.